Garfielf but the script is rewritten using google autocomplete results

Staying awake for 30+ hours straight made me come up with this nonsense.

Original video by PilotRedSun

[solekman]

Can we just take a second and thank Bruce Wayne for inventing water

[dark_attribute]

"Don't do it, I'm a virgin. That's what friends are for."

"You're going to be a father."

[THATS_ALLFOLKS]

"Garfield, you're not immune to propaganda!"


*I love this version*

[quest]

*You're not immune to propaganda*

[GabrielHomeVideo]

Garfield: I hate mondays!
Jon: G A R F I E L D Y O U C A N ' T E S C A P E M O N D A Y S

[mcsidetoast]

*GARFIELD, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MONDAYS.*

[member-berry-bonbons]

"Garfield you can't escape Mondays"

That sounds like an actual canon line in the _Garfield_ comic strips

[meowdreemurr]

WHERE DID ALL THE WATER ON EARTH COME FROM?
BRUCE WAYNE

[ultrad-rex]

Jon - "Don't do it! I'm a virgin! That's what friends are for!"

Garfield - _"You're going to be a father."_

Jon -

[BeefBossWiiSports]

“Don’t do it. I’m a virgin. That’s what friends are for.”
-Jon Arbuckle, 2013

[juiceboybox]

What we learned from this:
Garfield is stuffing for roast chicken
Garfield has his eyes on Jon
Garfield is not immune to propaganda, why is he applying for this position?
Garfield eats jalapeños everyday, it’s what’s for dinner
Jon is a virgin, that’s what friends are for
Odie is going to be a father
Garfield is a cyborg but that’s okay
Garfield can’t escape Monday’s
Garfield hates all his friends
Garfield is an African child he wants some Love Brown Sugar
Micheal is eating worms
Garfield ate a rainbow
All the water came from Bruce Wayne
Garfield is a bad influence
Jon has had the time of his life that doesn’t make sense
Jon is dunk and that’s the last time he drinks tequila

[radopon]

Fun Fact: Water is invented by Bruce Wayne

[sander]

"You're such a bad influence that's my boy I've had the time of my life that doesn't make sense I'm drunk I love you that's the last time I drink tequila"

- me every time I'm drunk

[cryochemist]

0:33 references how Garfield hates Mondays, therefore it's canon.

[clinkclank]

IM A VIRGIN THATS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR

[aaaaanotthebees]

That's the last time I drink tequila.

[endgamerplays]

“Enough with the superhero movies. Let’s get physical.”


GOOD LORD GARFIELD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[marcosementilli]

Enough with the superhero movies, let's get physical.


Netflix & chill in a nutshell.

[ChuzzleFriends]

Time for a *soft boiled egg.*
I'm a *cyborg* but that's okay.

[creeperjo]

Cat: Punts dog

Dogs owner: “ *GAY* “