{YTP} ~ Nintedno Weak & The Narsty Narwhal

Featuring Alison, Garyrary, and that one guy from CollegeHumor.

[DaThings]

I try to space out these "re-imaginings" of my older YTPs and I don't do them for the super-popular ones, but I'm curious: is there a video of mine you'd like to see get this treatment?

[cs]

I love me some watersports in the Specific Ocean!

[TurboJehtt]

I love when you edit the logos to match the nonsense speak. Now I wanna play “Club House Games Exprerps Jategy Blategy Pategy Strack.”

[oonicorn]

Fucked-up Mario immediately calling the Toads "Fetid Creature" fuckin got me

[BillionDraculas]

“I’m promoting you from ‘Navigator’ to ‘Alligator’”had me in stitches lmao 🐊

[pancakebob]

"Allison, ye shall be cabin boy"
"but-"
"I've no love left for ladies! I name you Al! Ye shall be a BOY!"
that came out of nowhere and I absolutely lost it 😂

[memes]

I wasn’t expecting AI generated Mario characters, but I’m not disappointed

[eggsbox]

Somehow, the AI generated nightmare made _more_ sense to me than whatever the hell was going on with Garyrary and Co.

[CraigAndrews]

I know the comments are usually just a quote from the poop 90% of the time.

But "discontinue" sent me for some reason

[Octo_]

"The excess mushroom could've been mushroom sOs"
"That sounds edible!"

[luginess]

"Jack Black Strategy Pack" sounds so clean. I want it to be used now

[tomxzd]

"Here be me source."
"That sounds credible!"
"Yeah!"
I see Ellie has some good social commentary in this one... Awesome content as usual! <3

[BallinBubblegum]

That Mario section felt straight out of Twin Peaks

[Numberer]

Can't wait to sit back with a pint of Nintendo Wee and play some JackBlackgammon.

[noisepuppet]

I've been trying to get promoted to alligator for years

[soulenoid]

There are very few YTP lines out there as iconic as "I'm promoting ya from navigator to alligator"

[Luther]

2:28 Hear me out:
Every game has both Single-Player and Pringle-Slayer mode

[djk]

Some "Little D" moments (please watch the video first tho, they're fun to catch on your own.):
0:19 - Look closely at the painting top right.
0:36 - The source is actually a fully typed up document for "SUS News". All articles on this page are appropriately dated on "February 22, 2010" which is when this Nintedno Weak takes place. The main article includes references to the Lonathan family (from the How to Food YTP's) and Captain Jake Calebson from "See Captain Date Men". Equally important are the side articles on the right, one of which is a reference to VeggieTales.
1:03 - Though Robotnik says "BODY PART", the image used for the show is none other than the frame where Robotnik says his infamous "PINGAS" line.
1:40 - The wood clipart here is the same picture used in the end of "The Fesh Pince of Blair 2".
3:41 - There are several muddled names on the map alongside the "Specific Ocean", including "North Austrerica", "South Austrerica", "Central Ameralia", the "Hawailands", and "Ha Wii".
4:43 - Whatever these are, they're not WingDings. But I believe they really do translate to "It's Morbin' Time", from looking at how the symbols repeat . If someone can translate I would greatly appreciate.
Thanks for another banger, DaThings! Glad you're still alive, kicking, and shaking things up!

[MIAM_MIAM_CUISINE]

that section with all the AI Generated Mario character appearances was legendary but something about Bowser in a maid outfit calling Mario "master" makes me expressly uncomfortable

[james-michaelrobson]

"I love water sports!" LOL
But damn girl, those chickens are going THROUGH it