The Life Size Gardevoir Plush Is A BAD IDEA

[BannanaOnFloor]

That's not Gardevoir ignoring someone, that is Gardevoir having a dissociative episode in the breakroom at work after Suzanne asked how her weekend was.

[Runescythe]

God help us when Lopunny gets its own lifesize version and somebody puts it next to a lifesize replica of the Joker.

[mnmaddct]

That Lucario looks so chill. He’s just a chill guy. But the gardevoir looks like it’s lamenting her life choices

[dlausactor]

“There’s no laws against the Pokemons, Batman…”

[andrep.l.]

Lol Gardevoir is already sitting in the corner. "I am filled with Shame. Among other things. MOSTLY SHAME."

[lattedecoffee]

The loop from “but what if for the bit” to “don’t do this” is so good

[whitejake]

"I'm doing it for the bit." - A man who wants a Gardevoir

[supperred]

That preorder button is talking to him like the green goblin mask fr

[DaniJHollis]

"Apocasimp" is 100% going directly into my vocabulary.

[Banditmax]

They made a lucario live size plush, no one bats an eye!
But when they make a gardevoir live size plush… Society… SOCIETY CALLS THEM GAME FREAKS.

[Chikara_Xen]

Danny's wallet is gonna be evaporated from the pokemon shit

[samouflage]

I actually love the Lucario. Just seeing those pics with them in different situations is so cute, I could see my (richer) self having one

[Trexisback]

"THIS IS GOONER RAGNAROK" could be worse it could have been lopunny

[princesszelda]

"But what if for the bit" is such a real mood 🤣

[madman]

is no law against the Pokémon" I whisper quietly to myself, a tear at the edge of my ear. I weep not for what I am about to do, but the fact that I have no doubts that I will do it.

[gaming_crow]

Shut up and take Danny’s money, Nintendo!!!

[ThePrinceOfSpace]

" you know what I'm going to do that thing Batman. There's no laws against the pokémon Batman"

[shaydoesthings]

"this is gooner ragnorok. this is the apoco-simp" will never not be funny

[A_Dog_Formerly_Known_As_Cat]

For the bit huh? That's how it starts. You buy it like "haha look what I got" but then you're home alone late at night, a couple drinks in, looking sideways at it

[katiem]

I love how the Pokémon people thirst over generally have spikes on their chests as a natural defence mechanism