Clean It Up, Wagie

It ain't gonna clean itself.

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[rengurenge]

Plot twist: robot was specially programmed to do this and chose oil which is hard to clean so wagie can be blamed and fired without compensation and replaced with another robot.

[Tirion]

>Sneed's seed oil
A promise was kept.

[SuperMooshrooms]

I feel inspired to write a novel about a wage cuck stuck in a dead end super market job getting bullied by a sentient super market robot.

[willypl]

I love you, even if you're not Bizonacci but we all know you are.

[RedboRF]

Wagie, wagie! Get in cagie!
Boss needs help now don't be lazy
Zero breaks will make you crazy
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie

Need to get those new iPhones
Got to pay those student loans
Work your fingers to the bones
Bosses need vacation homes

Don't trust unions, vote in pairs
Buy all of boss' consumer wares
We'll stay seated in our chairs
And make our bosses millionaires

Love your work, love the pain
Feel the life drain from your brain
Think of all you have to gain
As your dreams go down the drain

Come on wagie, join the crew!
Don't you want your wages too?
And if the boss man makes you blue
You deserve it, you're a screw!

Weekend comes 'round after ages
You can come collect your wages
Throw your parties, have your rages
Then get back into your cages

[goytoy]

0:14 that reaction was a flashback of cleaning previous mess
he knew exactly what broke the bottles and what comes next

[Gogglesofkrome]

This video embodies the present state of wagie life. The stale, on-repeat sound track of 80's hits, the soulless reality of working in epstein's grocer, etc. Very fun. Good thing I saved my money up, went part time and started doing my own thing.

[Raphael_Bizmann]

The Pepe eyes on the marty were a great touch. Really reminds me of the classic /biz/ meme.

[DavidBaronStevensPersonal]

It seems like a joke now, but wait till you're that human cleaning up every robot's mess while they get the credit for productivity, so you never get a raise again.

Haha...oh.

[Kerath]

I will never submit to this fate. I will resist till my dying breath.

[powersteeringfluidaddict]

Cleanup needed in the Eva-Posting chat

[BigPaulean]

I work in a grocery store and I plan on changing all of the "Chuck Roasts" and "Ground Chuck" to "Sneed Roasts (Formerly Chuck)" and "Ground Sneed (Formerly Chuck)"

[ApocK]

"Anon, it's been 15 minutes. Have you checked whether your $150 crypto portfolio has made you a millionaire yet?"

[HaloWolf]

"I can't let you leave Dave, there is more things to clean up"

[deeexooo]

Clean it up Greener. TGD is in effect.

[LowBudgetStories]

Virgin Doomer wagie vs Chad AI cleaner droid

[tamarinds]

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

[dougthedonkey]

The oil trail stuck to its wheels was too realistic

[leokrupp]

I finally saw one of those damn 'robots' in a grocery store, I immediately thought of this.

[caseydub]

Back in 2005 I was 16 and a target Cart attendant (means you clean up messes and bathroom on a schedule where you have to push buttons to confirm…nightmare)

One time a baby shit all over an aisle and then this old lady ran her cart through it and all up and down 6 aisles…

The asst manager said he would “hook me up” if I cleaned it up(it’s a bio hazard and I had a regular mop)… they gave me a coupon for a free hot dog 🌭