Ideal Salary 💸 #shorts #comedy

[andrewjustice]

"How do you plan on getting a million dollars?" probably the smartest thing I've heard her say.

[bluetiger]

Those are the future cat owners, much respect 🫡

[NRULES]

The second they said “one million dollars” I lost all respect 🤣

[jasonmoquin]

2 years later…… working at Starbucks, getting them Starbucks stocks.

[jaar]

Tell me you're delusional without telling me you're delusional.

[happyme]

I hate this type of women. Level 1 women wants level 10 man.

[i_am_the_one_and_only]

They think they sound so smart but it’s the most typical answer

[HANNIBALBARCA]

They’ll be on their backs making that money.

[Falroth]

A million braincells were killed upon the uploading of this short

[davidwaller]

At least they didn't say "Marry a millionaire."

[mjhandle]

Riley be like "dumby, thats my quarter annual from OF, stocks are long term or high risk"

[Piccolo_Re]

She sounded confused about even saying the word “stocks” lol

[fortyminutes]

Haha. I like that hilarious repeat of stocks.

[quietandsimplebutveryeffec]

Her:"I just waana be a girl boss"
Me:"Yeah you just wanna be a shitbox"

[Sarwashlifts]

Digital marketing, real estate, stocks.















"Salary".💀☕

[FC-BS]

Her: invests in stocks
Wall Street: crashes again like how the great depression start

[asamanthinketh]

Obviously a couple of geniuses here . So original.

[JoeGarchar]

More like the stockade for both of them!

[GalloM]

Should've asked what she knows about stocks ? 😂

[briskstevens]

"I want a girlboss"
Said NO MAN EVER.