Hilarious Confessions!

#shorts (do not attempt)

[HeisenbergFam]

Moral of the 1st story: never cheat or you potentially gonna die from artillery

[The_Stoned_Sage]

You cant “sign someone up” without knowing everything about them but I can tell you he had recruiters calling every other day tryin to get him to come in😂

[cybergrape]

First girl did a lot of mfing paperwork for somebody else if she actually signed him up for the army

[KinitoWeb]

“when he accidentally cheats so I accidentally sign him up for the army”

“I’M ONLY HUMAN, AFTER ALL. I’M ONLY HUMAN, AFTER ALL. DON’T PUT THE BLAME ON ME.”

[OMO]

“when he accidentally cheats so i accidentally sign him up for the army” *cough* RIGHT IM NEVER CHEATING HERE💍💍💍💍💍😰

[osheridan]

If I was the cremation lady I'd ask if I could have some

[afeatofyeet]

Nah, sign him up for the marines. Apparently the training is way more brutal.

[Hydra-House-Lizard]

when she accidentally signs you up to the army so you accidentally dislocate her entire skeleton with marine training:

[luigi]

The first girl really told him to drop and give her 20

[Angel_goop]

PLOT TWIST: the first and last post were DATING AND SHE signed HIM UP for the ARMY…. BUT it really WAS an ACCIDENT 😮😮😮

[rileywhorton]

Bro gonna be confused when he gets a suit 💀

[graetyyy_motherwas.here.]

Once these people pulled a prank on this kids brother by doing a magic trick that made home disappear and they were saying “yo where’d he go?!” And they had a photo of a guy hugging the air so the little boy started sobbing,

[headlessharry]

fun fact, the first one is illegal and the guy doesn’t have to go to the army!

[Boneappleteahee]

The smiling face in the window- (in the Among Us meme)

[geographyfactsandgaming]

Nah she really pulled a uno reverse card

[Sagacious]

That fourth one was finger lickin’ good

[Inconel_Rek]

Ya you can't just sign someone up for the army but funny video.

[Drift_Axolotl]

That first girl looks like my friends cousin

[Bluedragon-srwz]

Does the girl realize she committed fraud...