The strength of NUCLEAR PASTA

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[domschra]

Pressure doesnt turn you into diamonds

It turns you into pasta

[MattisLegend]

....nuclear pasta.... flying spaghetti monster... coincidence? I think not.

[Taiyosoul]

He’s def just being humble. He actually went into a dead star and just ripped it out

[Rex-CT-hxps]

I didn't know I needed a nuclear pasta lesson from Thor.

[Vladjiim]

Imagine the calories you'd get by eating it though

[stevenytx]

To test if it's done you throw it at your kitchen wall and see if it makes a hole in the space time continuum

[Milanessamandarina]

I love how scientists are just chill guys that named this paper after pasta 😂

[chrisbrumbaugh]

Y axis: Fucked Around
X axis: Found Out

[whateverwhatever]

My teeth aren't strong enough for boil it first.

[SoulDragonWithFlow]

"The strongest material in the universe"
Clearly said by a man who has never encountered dried Weetabix.

[scrillthebeast]

I recommend boiling it for 2 minutes longer than normal pasta if you want it al dente

[acompletelynormalhuman]

Nuclear pasta sounds like a omega mart product

[dreadavis]

From creepy pasta to forbidden pasta 💀

[Mirkorumii]

Superman ain’t gonna be the man of steel but the man of nuclear pasta 💀

[Mr.Animator]

Ah yes..
" A T O M I C L A S A G N A"

[muzammilm.nurdin]

We had it back in early 20's and it was called 'Nokia'

[therealelgwapo]

Its literally like squeezing a mountain into a marble

[NoahBrewer-mrmo]

Anyone else thought he was Jason Momoa for a sec 💀

[zuni]

Nuclear pasta: I’m the strongest

Nokia 3210: What was that?

[markclifford]

scientists should not name things on an empty stomach