The Fastest Mini Warthog on EARTH

[FreeSpeechEmpire]

Master Chief head banging while doing 40 in a mini warthog is TOP TIER content

[pocoyo.]

“Sir do you mind telling me why you were speeding?”

“ It’s the last lap and I’m in first!”

[Gamer-]

“I’m not a child.”

Yes. Yes you are. We. All. Are.

[grimwr]

They made the Hoglet from Cursed Halo into a real thing

[Epicmonk]

Somewhere, some way, an InfernoPlus is laughing

[edgely]

“Master Chief, you mind tell me what you’re doing?”
“Sir, finishing the race!”

[Worlds_Worst_Artist]

Never knew how badly I need to see master chief in Mario kart right now

[rodgerrodger]

please, PLEASE go through a drive-thru with this

[TheMothBoi]

That "take that Wal-Mart!" Sounded kinda personal lmao

[dergtreb]

Of all the things You could make real from Halo you decided on cursed halo's Mini hog.
Nice

[initialdoge]

my man didnt even put on slicks to flat out a corner, what a legend 🗿👍

[Toxikyle]

It’s like how DK looks in any one of his karts😂

[mcgregathen]

Imagine playing airsoft and having multiple of these

[Gooseman]

when I grow up, this is what I hope to do for my child

[SleeveGaming]

...and that's fine if your a child, but I'm not a child....Take that Walmart!

[finwik]

Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in the nurse's office?

MC: I frew up.

[spinglebob]

“Is that the guy from Fortnite riding his car?!!!!1!!1!!”

- Random 9 year old

[wyvernbravo]

"Master chief, mind telling me what your doing in mario cart?"
"Sir- finishing this race"

[genericname]

The mini hog from Cursed halo exists now!

Wait...THE MINI HOG FROM CURSED HALO EXISTS!

[abhinavrajesh]

now this is what I'd call a









*HOG RIDAAAH*