The dad jokes are strong with this one

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What’s the fun fact you use as an ice breaker?

[SaniTronicus]

I used to tell my friends my mom was a drug dealer, she worked in a pharmacy

[LilySorensen-vsjv]

When dogs look at you directly it's there way of giving us a hug.

[yourlocalsonarian]

That pun is horribly good and I hate (love) it.

(edit: wow my first time getting more than 500 likes thanks yall. this is the last time I’ll do this. [edit made while comment was at 5.6k likes])

[harmonyjohnson]

The night stalker died from cancer. Ted Bundy got his lawyer pregnant. And I know way to many facts about serial killers 😂😂😂

[VivianFernlund]

Me legitimately being named after Thomas Jefferson

[LightningIgnis]

Bro that shit mad funny but i feel like if I tell someone this joke they’ll call me old

[Lolwoo]

I had to watch twice before I understood but now that I do it’s hilarious😂

[aileenquiroz]

That’s a total dad joke! I’m using it! Even though I’m a mom.

[Coton_Candy]

Fun fact: Thomas Jefferson loved macaroni and cheese. He also ate tomatoes in front of people and made them extremely panicked. This was because people in the 1700’s thought tomatoes were poison

[LolaLewis-yz]

This same joke is in a Brian Reagan comedy show😂

[adamscarsandstuff]

You need to leave! *multiple tomatoes being thrown at the stage with people yelling “GET OUT!” In unison while someone else is going “Tomatoes here! Tomatoes here! Get your tomatoes for throwing here!”

[Dragonheart]

I was named after a twilight character 💀

[JocelynReiter-bf]

The chicken on the bun though😭 but lol🤓😂

[lizzygabittydraws]

I say "Did you know that penguins can go insane?"

[oilupbro]

(Not the actor who played Jefferson in the show Hamilton)

[tazergraphics]

Dads: *Well I just wanna say I'm a huge fan*

[harmonyjohnson]

Also Jeffrey Dahmer was killed by his cellmate bludgeoned to death by a metal pipe. Wtf is wrong with me

[FlossTheBoss-ivtf]

Children just taking the shit out of everyone is so funny like yes kiddo get that mischief going early.

[BS.STEA.ZRTXXXOT]

When I was about seven, I used to tell people that I had a wild pet squirrel and then he moved to my house and I would make clothes for it and food. It was this whole elaborate story. I had it all planned out.😂

[bowtie]

Ever thought about how lego minifigures live in houses made out of their own flesh?