Hilarious Student Stories We Just Can't Make Up!

Another round of the most hilarious, ridiculous, and hard-to-believe-if-you're-not-a-teacher stories. We just can't make this stuff up!

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[sassyhulk]

I'm a custodian at a high school, and those tiny plastic babies take over the school at least twice a year. They turn up in the strangest places!

[BooksBlogs]

That period pants story 100% keeps Mr. Smith up at night just staring at the ceiling. Dudes like "how could I be so dumb... I work with high schoolers... I should have common sense."

[elisabethochoa]

I’m obsessed with this podcast 😭 not a teacher but it’s so great to hear the behind the scenes of being a teacher

[lalalalahghvfycx]

this podcast was so funny! also for everyone wondering, mr. williams is actually in a musical so he probably has been busy.

[xXKenzieGurlXx]

I think it is so hilarious the different levels these ladies teach, I swear Rebecca belongs in Elementary, Lauran belongs in Middle and Bri NEEDS to be in High 😂

[atlanteancherub]

“Ain’t nobody touchin’ his teeth.” She makes me holler out loud. I love her. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😍

[DaemlichesStueck]

When I worked in Kindergarten I had two colleagues. One was this mid 40's very jolly cuddly bigger woman with large breasts. The other one quite lean, skinny and, well, not really cuddly at all. We had this one student who was a little clingey and needed to sit on your lap for a while after lunch because that's usually when he got overwhelmed. That's fine, we can do that.
One time my jolly coworker was off sick so the small lady took him to cuddle.

This boy, hardly 3, dead-ass asked this woman "so, tell me, xyz: do you have breasts too?"
She said yes.
Then he asked "Cann you bring them tomorrow?" 😂

[mikchik]

I was a parenting counselor for 3 years and once had a client that thought the DSM 5 was a specific type of ADHD. I couldn’t stop them from talking to correct them. I still cringe thinking about it.

[aiyannarivera]

PLEASE MAKE THESE LONGER!!! I LOVE THEM ALL AND I WOULD BE SO EXCITED IF THEY COULD BE LONGER!!

[flo-strangerthings]

“We gonna be burnt chicken nuggets” this had me rolling on the floor 🤣

[joleen]

My mom would let me have sleepovers with my friends, either their house or mine, BUT we all went to the same school and with some the same bus so we really just got up and went to school together. Starting at like 7. 19 years later I'm still friends with some of them.

[Neighborhoodnarcoleptic]

I know the last story Becca was referring to. If I remember correctly, she was a substitute teacher, not the normal classroom teacher who would normally allow the students to help each other. If that helps!

[edenflynn]

“What kind of teacher are you?” “I know what kinda student YOU finna be, up out of HERE” 🤣🤣🤣 When I tell you I CACKLED, that’s how I talk to my niece! She’s 6 and has the most outrageous amount of sass because everybody thought it was cute when she was little, but it’s not so cute when they get older 🤣 She gets mad, but she knows if she’s gonna give Auntie an attitude she is about to get that same exact energy RIGHT back, I don’t play like that lol

[celestealvarezdelcastillo]

I love y'all much!! 💗 I am also a Head Start Pre-K Teacher and as much as I love my babies, this podcast is truly therapeutic for me. I swear I have with experienced or know a teacher who has experiences as you speak on. Y'all are funny as heck. 😉 I feel as though I am amongst my people.🙏🏾😊 Thank you all so much for what you do. It is greatly appreciated.👍🏾😁💓

[cass]

I LOVE listening to Bre talk. I think it’s because I’ve been watching a lot of tv shows with very terrible, fake southern accents recently. The real thing is so refreshing to hear!

[WessamBarbour]

I always love the podcast and always rewatch the other ones. One thing is missing, where is Mr. Williams??? Is he doing And also, happy mother's day to Bri and those who have pet(s)!!!!

[heinzchannel]

Play date !?!? Oh my god she is so dorky I love it. Lmao

[LifeOfCandice]

The world war 2 story reminds me of the time a student in my history class (I was a student too) claimed that the civil war was the same as world war 2. Legit was getting very angry and went as far as calling our teacher a racist because he kept arguing with the student. It was awful. He ended up talking to her at the end of class so I don't know what/how it got resolved but for months people talked about it

[beyoualways]

I'm in 6th grade and I got my math teacher to test out boddle and we did it in class and it was actually pretty fun

[jocelynrogers]

This podcast is the best, I'm currently in middle school and would love to be a teacher when I'm older.