Rise Of Kingdoms Terrible Ad #54

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[jonahmoran]

Gotta grow corn. Did you forget corn doesn’t grow in siberia

[GoobieGooGuy]

I don’t know why he’s disappointed with Siberia, considering all of the oil and natural gasses found there.

[VoidPhantom]

I love how England is land-locked between Scandinavia, France, Spain, Germany, and Siberia

[linkfromzelda]

0:42:

POV: You’re Hitler after realizing the Joint Allied Staff aren’t monkeys throwing shit at each other

[EpicCorn]

Egypt does in fact directly border France

[ordinary_magician]

Ads are supposed to make you want to play the game. The first few seconds make the game look 100% completely unfair and unbalanced if luck screws you over. If anything, it’s discouraging the viewer from wanting to play the game and obviously they won’t watch the rest of the ad. And that’s good, because it’s probably some awful city-builder anyway.

[nuke]

Egypt: *sand and sandstone*
Rise of empires: *grass and snowy mountains*

[jasoneliasvoorhees]

It was so cringe that I clicked the “skip ad” button and forgot it was a video

[kingfriday.]

As a history nerd and geography nerd

That map just hurts to look at, if your gonna make an ad about historic empires please just make it accurate

[vyper]

Rome isn’t even on real life geographical location

[bark]

“Oh, cmon, you weak chickens”
Sounds like what 5 year old would say😶

[chrismoore]

Hitler: Next I’ll take Rome.

Mussolini: WHAT?! *quickly makes allies with America, Russia, England, and Canada*

Hitler: What?! They’re allying up? Nein, my plan to rule the world.

[МистерМайер-жб]

Guy from the ad: *grows corn in Siberia*
Me: "Khrushchev is that you"?

[seyamrahman]

Yes because the Greeks and Persians would totally form an alliance

[Bigbot]

Their ads are so bad that they needed ssundee to sponsor them

[octupler]

(this happens in rok / top war / warpath)

The usual plan with these type of ads:

Step 1: Get bad country / team (remember to state it's easy to defend because people wouldn't want it)

Step 2: Grow food and don't build shelter

Step 3: Notice people are fighting (state that you'll stay out of it for now)

Step 4: Set up shelter (usually a big area like a base or a city), build an army somehow (people don't come to the place, so just generate men out of thin air)

Step 5: Form an alliance with someone nearby

Step 6: Take half of the world (north or south, not east or west)

Step 7: Have the enemy form an alliance and state that world domination plans are foiled

[saladv]

0:01 interesting map of Afro-Eurasia...

[Streamingbutaunty]

Me: Mom, can we have WW2
Mom: Don’t we have WW2 at home?
WW2 at home:

[bigbadbulldog]

Come on, come on, give me rome!! It has so much stuff. WHAT! How did I get Siberia?! Can I choose again? Eh, forget it. Maybe there’s treasure. Hey it’s desolate so people wouldn’t want it. It’s also easy to defend. What? They’re fighting each other? That’s none of my business. I’ll take my time and grow some corn. Gotta build a city and train my army. Guys! Let’s team up. Winters coming and it’s time for us to come up. Oh come on you weak chickens. I am the king of the north. Next, I’ll take Rome, WHAT? They’re allying up? No!! My plans go rule the world.
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[altaccaltacc]

0:01 when you skip your geoghrapy lesson in class: