The TRAGIC story of Jeremy the famous snail

[rustyanneyakel]

Jeremy's luck is totally Murphy's law luck😅

[eatyourveggies_]

Don't worry Jeremy, I'll set you up with a coworker of mine, you don't mind her having a kid do you? Of course you don't. Chin up pal, well get you there 🍻

[Meisterling]

Jeremy was too strong, the universe had to nerf him.

[guidichris]

Sounds like some of my past relationships....

[cherylmarquez]

I want to live in that picturesque village with no cars, it looks very peaceful. 😊

[staceypopBTS]

Rarest things in the world…proceeds to go off-world to Venus!🤣

[reughr]

I think they finally found that Blue 52 wasn't as lonely, so there maybe hope for Jeremy.

[debbiejohnson]

Ah poor Jeremy, hopefully theyll keep trying!! ❤

[mayhemmagnet]

Damn.. That brought the term "i don't need no man!" to a whole other level!

[Calthrow]

in the end, Jeremy did mate with one of the snales after the other died, but out of the more than 100 babies, none where like him and his mate. he did not live long after that.

[KpaxKenpachi]

This is Jeremy "the cuck" snail

[billnyethesciencedenier]

No "probe" took a photo of the surface of Venus. That's absurd on many levels.

[autumnsprites]

Im from the Netherlands, and visit ghiethoorn many times when i was little. With my mom dad and twin brother, small town but lovely but taking a boat there was a thing. Now these the that poor village is bombarded by Chinese tourists each summer. 😢 Not a bad thing but its so much that you can barely walk the streets there and enjoy the view on your own.

[dwade]

Jeremy has the world's worst case of blue balls. 😮

[thepalehorse]

That was every weekend in high school for me. Maybe my name is Jeremy, lol 😂

[argonunya]

If any of you believe that ANY satellite has made it out-of-the-atmosphere, you really need mental help. Radiation would destroy the electronics before it even reached 20 miles from the surface!

[yvonaamariaa]

Maybe Elon can make a little AI snail for Jeremy.

[Magdalene]

Jeremy proves there literally isn't someone out there for everyone. Has he tried online gaming to pass the time?

[alonzomadero]

Those lobsters remind me of some eyeglass frames that are being advertised on tv 📺.

[Totally_Not_a_Worm]

If I were a snail I would mate with Jeremy