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[puzzLEGO]

everyone: it's impossible to sexualise a lemon
telepurte: *suspicious sound effects*

[folopomalopo]

And he turned himself in to a demogorgon, funniest shit I've ever seen

[_sandy_]

I love how the screams of the random person got more and more muffled as their face got sucked into themselves.

[TotalyAdSafe]

I like how this guy simply chooses not to lewd but teeters on the edge of lewd

[yumnjame]

Telepurte: the only person who can depict a sour-addicted girls face when she eats a lemon.

[HS_]

How can he make absolutely *everything* look so good?

Such power has never been seen before.

[FlyntofRWBY]

For once I relate to the fallen angel and not the side simp.

[RatMilker]

never before have i wanted to be a lemon

[johnnykiehn]

You know what they say:
“When life gives you lemons…”

*_LEWD THEM_*

[cephalopodasapiens]

The only difference is that Chloe LIKES the pain.

[canjica_]

He turned himself into a black hole, the funniest shit i've ever seen

[samueltaillant]

If memory serves, the feeling of sourness is somewhat adjacent to the feeling of pain, so it makes a lot of sense that Chloe would like it since she's a masochist

[arattactician]

I did not expect the second half at all. Truly a good way to start the day, thanks Tele!

[The_Slayer-gtdl]

Me when I drink pure lemon:
**proceeds to ascend into black hole**

[drucy.]

At this point, I'm sure Chloe is just PRETENDING to be an angel.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

He ate the lemon and sadly died, hopefully he reincarnates as an angel, so he can handle the lemon next time.

[bilhelm]

"Holy shit Chloe chill"
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War

[vesh]

Telepurtes ability to make the consumption of a lemon SUS, genuinely surprises me… respect ig 😂

[egecaglar]

this man can make anything look lewd. It is a talent

[puzzLEGO]

when you realise these sound effects had to come from somewhere