'Computer Says No...' | Little Britain | Lucas & Walliams

Customer service is a tireless profession. Carol, however, has not broken a sweat in 25 years.

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[herlandercarvalho]

I still use this phrase, whenever a computer is not "collaborating", almost on a daily basis.

[fairyprincess]

I could watch their comedy for 24 hours straight🙌🏽😻😽

[gorgolyt]

The fact that she's just typing random shit into a word document. 😂

[shootgunMarvel]

one of my favourite sketch of all times 😂😂😂😂😂

[soundseeker]

Anyone who has ever had the misfortune of having to ring up HMRC or the DWP will have spoken to a "Carol." Sadly the experience is rather less funny in real life!

[jeremyestaco]

there's a computer that's too artistic, it's always says no 😂

[samsuzzza]

I was waiting to get checked in at the emergency department of a hospital here in Perth Australia and the lady at the desk ripped out “computer says no”, I was in literal stitches. wide reaching humour

[LinkTheFusky]

My nans the type of person to throw dog sh*t in other peoples bags then complain about the way people call her rude 😂

[jacobrumens]

The first time I had spoken to a ‘Carol’ was at WH Smith. I couldn’t have been more proud 😂

[lyrianmaximus]

happy 25 years of having money Britain!

[krisw]

That was the only time she talked to the computer, I loved that!! "Computer says no" what a catch phrase...use that sooo often at work 😂...will probably replace it with "AI says no" or "ChatGTP says no" or whatever else comes our way ( "Robot says no"?). What a great show!!!

[manuelacosta]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 you for making me laugh! Amazing!

[benkirkby]

Every workplace needs a lady like this whenever some Karen asks to speak to the manager.

[NewComedyMan]

Like all really great comedians, David Walliams & Matt Lucas actually predicted the future! Everywhere is like this nowadays. I asked why a car insurance company was refusing to quote me...and the agent said "The system is rejecting your quote" which is actually "Computer says no"!

[Uajd-hbqs]

This is why I couldn’t work in customer service. I fear I’ll end up becoming like Carol.

[darrenikin]

The best. So funny but sadly absolutely spot on reality

[LightLife]

This must've been heard everywhere. Even I used it at work

[geirtwo]

"Computer says no" is the future in a nutshell.

[bouclesdor]

"the computer says no" first was said in doctor Who classic, season 5, episode 16, I so laughed!

[tristanthomas]

In theory, this was the most rational she's ever been. Giving a lot of financial experts were predicting a global recession at this time, look what uncontrolled loan borrowing did!