[SFM/TF2] Pootis?!?!?

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Aftox

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Damn I hated this its just not like objectively funny, I mean I know of nonsensical humor but this just seems lazy

quintindude

I like how heavy isn’t mad or sad he’s just disappointed

Owen-

I love that "Let's go" has become a meme.

alexthewolf

Try hards reaction to the slightest reminders that friendlies exist:

penpenguin

Scout: BONK?!
Soldier: MAGGOTS?!
Pyro: Nothing lol
Demo: KABOOM?!
Heavy: POOTIS?!
Engineer: ENGINEER GAMING?!
Medic: MEEM?!
Sniper: JARATE?!
Spy: B A G U E T T E ? !

evaphan

"Never gonna POOTIS you up. Never gonna SANVICH you down. And HEAL MEE"

itz_cheezy

Hes watching "hoov wep, the sos joke event horizon"

HeartlessHunter

Now I just imagine an entire channel about heavy reacting to stuff.

sssnakepit

I think making some pauses would be good, but other than that amazing job as always aftox!

crow

Heavy’s voice actor reacting to the memes like:

Ysumbruh

Even though he just looks disappointed, I bet he's fed up with hearing "pootis".

kazuyamnegishi

Heavy: Lets go!

*Video name appears:*
Heavy:**Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!
Engineer: POW! You are dead!
Heavy: I am dead!
Engineer: Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.)
Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead!
Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead!
Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?!
Engineer: I dunno.
Heavy: I think it was-
Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead!
Heavy: Ok.
(Sniper enters scene exiting van)
Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead!
(A, B, C, or D game starts)
Sniper: The Heavy is dead!
Spy: Correct!
(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)
Spy: So, did you see the murderer?
Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate.
Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
(Engineer and Sniper applause)
Sniper: Ah, well that's nice.
Engineer: I am damn proud right now.
(Soldier appears in scene)
Soldier:
(Soldier rushes to dead Heavy)
Soldier: That Heavy is dead!
Spy: We know!
Soldier: Who killed him?!
Spy: We don’t know!
Soldier: I will find clues!
(Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
Soldier: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?!
Soldier: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: All shocked
(Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen)
Medic: (From far away) Incoming!
(Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.)
Medic: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy Move now! Kisses Heavy on head
(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy)
Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof.
Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!
(Camera rotates to Sniper)
Sniper: Doc, what happened?
Medic: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed!
(Intense background stops)
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: Panicking
Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Spy: Well, now what?
(Scout entering while doing the conga in the background)
Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!
Spy: Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom
Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…
Spy: Yes, yes, Scout.
Scout: Yea?
Spy: Go home!
(Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in)
Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)
Scout: Screams of pain
Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point.
Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead.
Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?!
Medic: Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car Scout! I will heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy
Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?!
(Camera shows on Demoman drinking Scrumpy)
Demoman: Slurp Slurp It was me!
Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: Shocked
Demoman: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest Boom! Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast
Sniper: Screams of pain
Demoman: Woop dee doo!
Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body
Demoman: Burps That’s a joke, lads.
Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Starts laughing like crazy
Demoman: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Engineer Him!
Engineer: Shocked How did you know?!
Demoman: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too.
(Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster)
Demoman: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead.
Engineer: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!
Spy: You monster!
Heavy: But
Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.
Heavy: Engineer, stop!
Engineer and Heavy: Arguing
Spy: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)
Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead.
Heavy: No u, POW! Haha.
(Engineer falls dead on floor)
Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise.
Spy: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Spy doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises
Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.**??

Heavy: Is this a Heavy is Dead cartoon?

retrosniperrus