⚠ A MAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED PROTESTING IN LEGO CITY ⚠

A MAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED PROTESTING IN LEGO CITY
START THE NEW MILITARY TANKS
嘿!
BUILD THE TANKS
AND OFF TO TIANANMEN SQUARE
BRING IN THE SOLDIERS
CENSOR THE MEDIA
AND RUN OVER THE STUDENTS
THE NEW TIANANMEN SQUARE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
(sets not available in china)

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Sources:
Rest animated & photoshopped by me.

text-form joke shamelessly stolen from reddit user "not_ryan_lol":

[DolanDarker]

Nice video, unfortunately it will be your last, but good video

[Ghost]

"The new events that didn't happen collection from Lego City!"

This video was brilliant.

[Judge_]

So much editing in 22 seconds. If you blink you miss five months of editing and the work of 200 skilled workers, producers and editors.

[elonwong]

Don’t cry because it’s over,
Smile because it never happened ❤️

[chappieprimetf]

"(Not available in China)"
That goes beyond a meme.

[EkianM]

Why would you upload 22 seconds of silent blank screen?

[matthewdouglas]

" *Breaking news:* NOTHING happening at the Tianamen Square"

Yep, that sounds like a normal headline

[emperorXijingping]

As a Chinese living in Beijing, I confirm that we says shi shu shi sha shue shua shan when we play Lego

[Tyriank]

Fun fact: The 5-12 years is not an age recommendation, it's the number of years you'll spend in prison for owning this in China.

[jezbot]

This ad was so good, that the Chinese government recreated it in real life

[MiCharlXXD]

As a Chinese, I have to clarify 3 things regarding this video:

1. The ti

[VictorianChinese]

As someone who speaks Chinese, I recognize that the audio us actually from another meme video of similar theme “a man is sick in Lego city.” Funny part is that when this video says “use military tank” the audio says “use the new ambulance.”

[saucyboi]

I’ve never laughed at absolutely nothing about a fictional event that didn’t happen ha ha

[KChow-nbpz]

Uses the same audio as the a man has fallen sick in lego china video

Resulting in "ambulance" being played over the tank scene

[patricklampe]

Correction: A man was not spotted protesting in lego city

[mori_uwu]

-999, 999, 999 social credit😱😱😱
Your last meal is Bing Chilling🍦🍦

[succulent_pork]

I love that the speaker isn’t even speaking Chinese, just gibberish

[oppositionguerrilla]

The story behind the creator of this video is actually really tragic. He ended up committing suicide after the posting of this video. He left a note saying how much he loved the Chinese One party communist state and then shot himself three times in the back of the head.

[BigguBosu]

"Censor the media and run over the students."
I'm dying

[sophiadocallos]

fun fact: 5-12 isn't an age recommendation, *it's an execution date (May, 12)*