Spends most of the day at Cloud Nine #aspen #colorado #ski #comedy

[andydolen]

when you said your name caviar I knew the rest was going to be fire 😂

[YRInsurance]

" Sounds like something you would get if you're in a rush to catch your private jet". BARS

[RkyMtnWay]

Accurate Aspen Prices....
1 bed ski in/out condo $6M
Bogner jacket with fur trim hood $3K
Burger w/Gruyere & truffle fries $36
Evian water $7 Aspen Tap $2
Dumb & Dumber video rental $1
ML video short priceless !

[ckn]

Ha, this nails it. Kept hearing that Dua Lipa was at the White House Tavern last week.

[acpanama]

"My dog Mogul"

So on point it's painful

[tomryan]

Mogul is a pretty solid name for a dog.

[jhluman]

One of my best friends from Fort Lauderdale (Las Olas Isles - my old home) recently visited and sounded just like this. They were informed by their 8 year old she doesn't want to fly commercial any more when flying back and forth to their home in Aspen.
I simply smiled...

[dmr]

Saying “summer” and “Palm Beach” in the same sentence outed him as an imposter as quickly as Michael Fassbender holding up his middle three fingers in Inglorious Basterds

[fredericksherman]

Bro am in aspen and there’s so many rich Jerry’s I saw one while I was on the gondola and she hit a snowboarder also I love smoking them

[thomascee]

This is hilarious. His voice matches so perfectly ha ha.

[corpsmitty]

"Veuve" is fucking crazy bro

[B]

Thanks for showing me another place I never want to go

[Loviebovie]

“Shipping you back to Denver” 😂

As someone from Denver that truly tickled me 😂😂

[rhomai]

looks like an audition for a tv show. i just cant believe people like that exist

[stvbrsn]

Ok, the best joke in the whole bit is his wife’s name is “Veuve.”

Maiden name Clicquot, I presume. Lol

[InvaderHog]

I have been skiing since I was a child and my parents were like "don't even worry about where Aspen is on the map, we can't afford to go there" hahahaha

[seankilfoyle]

The rugby posts 😍 played many a match on those fields. They look beautiful in snow

[mtngrl]

Please do small mountain resorts dudes who skin up before their 7am shift to get 1st turns and only drive 4runners or tacomas.

[jacemiddleton]

My dad skiid semi pro and was going to go ski with the US men’s shlolum team and he always talked about how growing up he hated going their because of that exact reason.

[jenniferbloh-michael]

It definitely has a crazy vibe ! I like Aspen Thrift Shop