YTP - Arby's Messed Up

turkey baster

[SpectralUmbreon]

"Instead of bringing Bourbon to the party, *Arby's now has Coke"*

NOW IT'S A PARTY.

[olex]

0:53 The genuine fear you can hear in, “ARBYS MESSED UP 😰”

[rimakazoku]

“Oh no! Why did we peak?!” This feels more like a secret admission than a joke lmaooo 😭💀

[squaredanimator]

The edits in this are golden.
“Adulthood comes with many responsibilities… BEER CAN!”

[James_the_Flames]

I love that instead of blowing it up, they actually shoot it with a deagle

[glizzy]

0:20 "Deep fry your turkey at home and risk blowing it up *BOOM* AHH-"

[alexissherrill]

*Adulthood comes with many responsibilities.*



*BEER CAN!* 🍺

[crazisaturn]

"Gravy."

"Arby's. We have G r a v y."

[sorenr]

When you are arbys, you can do certain things, like



*MOMMA CHICKEN*

[BigTiger_]

Lyrics:

One *ARBY’S!*

Arby’s had a choice to make, Snow offense to Eggplant, but WHAT IS IT?
If you like Flirting with Death, BUFFALO CHICKEN!
Ok, that’s ridiculous…
Arby’s Reubennn!!!
Deep fry your Turkey at home and risk Blowing it up-
**explosion** AAH!
(laughs)
(Boat horn)
Instead of bringing *Bourbon* to the party…
*Arby’s Now has COKE!*
If you like Bacon,
Hey! Maybe dial it back a bit on the Bacon,
The YUMMY Way is to Fry it!
*The Scenarios are Unsettling…*
**Explosion**
(sigh)
But then, in 2017, A BIG Announcement is Coming!
…
ARBY’S MESSED UP!
Arby’s NEW **unintelligible**
**explosion** WHAT!
Arby’s had an agreement to feature their good friend *Pepsi* in 2 commercials a year…
*COKE!*
Fresh Mozzarella, from the most LUXUUURIOUS Place on earth, *1964*
…you shouldn’t be there
When you’re Arby’s, you can do certain things, like…
*Mama Chicken!*
If your Child ever asks “Where do Sandwiches come from?” Tell then the truth. Look them Straight in the Eyes and Tell them,
*ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!* **explosions**
Part of me wishes I’d been hit by that car Instead! **chuckle**

Adulthood, comes with many responsibilities,
BEER CAN Therapy c*ck on a Plane,
Especially if you don’t like TVs or Alcohol!
We Don’t Make Sense…
*TURKEY BASTER*
Miami-imaiM Miami Cuban with Slowww-LaRuuuulle-sted *Pork Cock*…
BE THERE!
And ask THIS Woman…
“You wanna put WHAT? WHERE?”
Saaaauaaace Saw,
AND A TOP BUN?
“…Okay”
*Gravy!*
*ARBY’S!* We Have *Gravy!*
This is a Filet O Fish Sandwich,
Nature can be Really Disappointing sometimes…
…something’s up with that sandwich-
**explosion** OH NO! WHY DID WE PEAK?
*LETTUCE!*
…Which one of our *Kids* we’d want to Eat!
GIUSEPPE!
Bun dust…
“I’M the King of the Castle,
And YOU’RE the Dirty Rascal!,
Crash Into Meee! Crash Into Meee!”
**heavy panting* WHAT! IS GOING ON! **explosion* AAH!
…Pepsiii,
And everyone ate Happily Ever After, The End…
ARBY’S! We Have ARBY’S!
…”I Dunno… Arby’s is pretty COOL!…”
*Cue Sandwich Violence!* **explosion**

[Weirdinternetgirl]

1:26 look them straight in the eyes and tell them all our food keeps blowing up!

[macroplanet]

2:24 "which one of our kids we want to eat?"

" *Giuseppe?* "

[thepoiedit]

"if your child have asked where do sandwiches come from, tell them the truth, look them straight in the eyes and tell them ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!"

[cdogandduke]

1:15 “when you’re Arby’s you can do certain things. Like… Mama Chicken!😃

[riley]

0:16 Okay, that's ridiculous. (Texas Brisket sandwich with a cowboy hat - 😂)

[OppositeofHATE]

The fresh mozzarella from 1964 absolutely killed me in my bed

[XboxAgentIce]

All joking aside…that beef & cheddar topped with curly fries at 1:16 looks slammin! 😋

[ShwappaJ]

0:12 If ya like flirting with death, BUFFALO CHICKEN

[council]

Accurate Lyrics:

One..
*Arby's!*
_(Menacing guitar riff)_

Arby's had a choice to make
No offense eggplant.. but what is it?!
If you like flirting with death..
*Buffalo Chicken!*
Okay, that's ridiculous.
_Arby's Reubeeeennn~!_
Deep fry your turkey at home and risk blowing it up-
*(BOOM) AAH-*
(Nervously laughing)
*(Boat horn)*
Instead of bringing _Bourbon_ to the party..
*Arby's now has coke.*
If you like bacon..
*Hey, maybe dail it back a bit on the bacon!*
The *Yummy* way is to fry it.

*T h e s c e n a r i o s a r e u n s e t t l i n g*

*(BOOM)*
_(Exhausted sigh)_
But then.. in 2017..!
A big announcement is coming!
*Arby's messed up!*
Arby's new *megxghmeatmeemxegmegax*
*(BOOM) WHAT?!?!*
..Arby's has an agreement to feature their good friend - Pepsi in *2* commercials a year.
*Coke.*
Fresh mozzarella from the most luxurious place on earth..!
*1964..*
_you shouldn't be there!_
..When you're Arby's you can do certain things like...
*mama chicken*
If your child ever asks where do sandwiches come from - Tell them the truth. Look them straight in the eyes and tell them..
*ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!*
*(Unnerved wheeze)*
*Yaaaayyy!*
Adulthood comes with many responsibilities..
*BEER CAN!*
-therapy c### on a plane..
Especially if you don't like TV's or alcohol..!
We don't make sense!
*Turkey baster!*
A *pork c###..*


*be there!*


And ask this woman..
"You want to put what.. where?"

*Sooohsooh*

And a top bun..?!
"okey :)"
*gravy*
Arby's, We have *gravy*
This is a filet-o-fish sandwich.
Nature can be really disappointing.. sometimes
*somethings up with that sandwich!*
*(BOOM)* OH NO! Why did we peak?!
*LLLLettuce!*
Which.. one of our kids we want to eat..?
*GIUSEPPE!*
_bun dust_
"I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal! Crash into me, Crash into me!"
*(Panting)* WHAT IS GOING ON?! *(BOOM)* AH-



And everyone ate happily ever after, The end.
Arby's, we have Arbys!
(Silence) "I don't know.. Arby's is pretty cool!
_Cue sandwich violence._
*(BOOM)*





The end.

[ThatNoobKing]

The Arby's voice gives me the Stanley Parable narrator vibes