How REAL Idiots Solve Equations

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How do real idiots solve the equation x+1=70 ? Obviously by integration and solving using the wrong quadratic formula! :DDD Enjoy :vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv #Shorts #meme #memes

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[purplrshadowyay]

"Are you good at math?"
*Well yes, but actually no*

[robertgabrielsantostorresa]

I think he needs to derivate "X² -138x" to return to original condition. Works.

[adriengerber]

Moral of the story : the more step you use to solve a problem, the higher the chances are you make a mistake 😂

[adriel]

x cannot be zero in this case, there would be no integral.

[adammizaushev]

One can’t integrate or differentiate an algebraic equation depending on some “fixed” x, just as “x + 1 = 70” is.
For that, it must be a functional equation, also known as an identity, and look like “For all x in <some set, e.g. a compact>: x + … = …”.
Only then can we integrate and differentiate.

This is due to the fact that if we have f(x) = g(x) for some single x (rather than a continuous vicinity of x), f’(x) and g’(x) may be unequal (the function plots at point x may cross, rather than be tangent)

[mreverything]

JoJo music fits the best, using extremley convoluted methods to do the simplest things.

[aweebthatlovesmath]

Nice! next time turn it into a double integral.

[BloxxterT]

Bro wanted to do math but did meth instead

[StepanSmith]

The integration doesn’t work, as the original equation holds only at a single point, so you can’t just integrate it over some interval. That’s why the quadratic actually ends up having solutions 0 and 138, and not 69

[sfmshitposts]

Then, Diavolo died to the pillar man mathematician (canon)

[adityakumari]

It is actually underwhelming how the entire jojo fandom is not here

[davidchang]

I really like the way this guy solves tough math questions with a touch of class 😮

[Evan_Ivanov]

138 is the first root, not 69. You are wrong. Integration doesn't save the root of first equation

[mr_trckster]

When the teacher wants you to "show the work"

[fersja]

The math isn't mathing. He wrote 69 and divided it by 2 at the same time at using bhaskara, when you only get 69 when the division by 2 already went away.

[sarim]

Teacher, "Students! I have a very simple method of solving this problem."

The Simple Method:

[drxnten]

teacher: "show your work"
this guy:

[L_Ratio_]

Bro used the "idiot quadratic formula" in the end to get roots of x²-138x to be 0 and 69

[vector]

Can someone tell me how x^2 - 138x=0 become 69 when apply the quadratic formula ? Isn't -b in this case is 138? Where did I miss ?

[TWI]

69-mathematics is my favorite branch of mathematics!