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[lokoplayz-zgto]

Little girl : it’s won’t fit it !
Dad: I will try harder
Little girl : ow it’s hurts
Dad: I will try slower
Little girl : it’s still hurts .
Dad : go tell ur mom
Little girl : MOM I NEED A NEW SIZE OF THESE SHOES













THAT MOT WHAT U WERE THINKING

[NineandX]

A man goes to the doctor for his appointment. The doctor tells him that he needs him to fill a jar and bring it to him the next day. The next day the man returns with the jar unopened and empty just like it was when he was given it. The doctor asks him "Why is the jar empty?"
So the man replies "Well, first i tried with my right hand, then with my left. Then i tried using my arm, but it didn't work. So i asked my wife to try. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, but she couldnt do it either. We even got our neighbor to try. But no matter what we tried to do, we just couldntget the jar open!"




I sort of forgot the joke, but it isnt mine. Im sorry if a messed up the joke too much from the original one.

[cainedendunnen]

Little girl: That long stick has white creamy stuff inside
Mom: WHAT!?!?
Little girl: mom, the whipped cream

[DoodleDragonz_]

1. If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
2. Why do grandparents love their grandchildren when they’re just a reminder that their kids had 69? 💀
3. A man had just got married. He said, “this is the first time I’ve ever wanted to have 69 with a person that has the same last name as me.”

[cheveyobutler]

Roses are red and violet is fine you can be the 6 and I'll be the 9

[Ani_mees]

I pull out my dingaling at the playground

[MariaJimenez-sswi]

Brother: harder!
Sister: I can't
Brother: yes you can just press on it
Sister: it feels super weird!
Brother: just try your best
Sister: DAAD I NEED A NEW ROSE TOY! 🪀🌹

[bozo]

This was my last interview
“Hello sir”
“Sup”me
“What’s your name”
“Steve”me
“Sex?”
“Four times a week”me
“Holy cow!”
“Yeah cow chicken pig”me
“Oh deer!”
“No deer run too fast”me

[harunsprison]

This is the most sus comment










You’re a susy baka Michael I found out you’re sleeping with a gay man

[kanyakornthanathanabodeesa]

Nya~ dih are so cute >v< they are wiggly against my cheek they are so hard~! Meow uwu~! Dih are suchs an cutie!!~ >w<

(SRRY-)

[AmericanAirlinesSecurity]

Twin Engine Boeing™ 767 powered by 31, 009 gallons of Jet-powered Fuel enter 2 ginormous 110 floor buildings

[BroskiAep]

MOM: don't come in my room tonight
Daughter: ok mom
MOM:lets do it
Daughter: mom what is that white stuff on your mouth

[WakaWakaBeyaich_Reborn]

who would win?
Goku (Full power) or Sukuna (fingered 15 times)?

[thulol-du]

Push in Harder
Ahh-
AH~





The shoes are not getting in

[Browncameraman]

cameraman: ahh stop.... Ahhhh
.... Speaker man: no👉🍑👈 cameraman: stop

[beaboco]

Cousin: harder
Bro: I am trying
Cousin: How about HARDER
Bro: I AM GOING AS HARD AS I CAN
Cousin: How about me your hand doesn't fit I that hole let me try to open it
Cousin: DAD CAN YOU HELP ME AND MY BROTHER THIS IS TOO HARD TO OPEN



Haha GOTTEM 😂😂😂😊

[cosmo_the_baker_idk]

kid:AHHH DADDY STOP
Dad:sorry im trying
Mom:illl help
Kid:its to small
Mom:k next time i get bigger sizes of hats

[hildahiga]

I am a little boy in a girly
and a sussy world

[Chair]

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? 😏

[itsjustmeenaxx]

i dont want to do this but im bored so..




im not gonna do it bc i dont want to