Team Snow Fortress

Team Fortress 2 re-imagined as a snowball fight!

While everyone was freaking out over the polar vortex, we we're out shootin' a video.

Big thanks to Rhett and Steve for helpin' out!

[michaelbarney]

Having the “snow Medic” dispense hot chocolate might be the most creative part of this video.

[Traeknald]

Honestly the medic part of this video is just so wholesome

[burper-oetm]

It’s funny how all the other classes harmlessly throw snowballs at each other but Spy literally stabs someone in the back with an ice shard killing him completely

[Fisxhor]

Spy is that one kid who used intentionally incredibly hot water during a water gun fight

[Bomerrr]

Engineer is literally hitting snow with his "wrench". Trust him, he's an engineer.

[motbydelig_]

The idea of medic coming in just to serve hot chocolate is so cute

[ThumbsTup]

I can just imagine everyone screaming medic for a hot chocolate

[boyvikingYT]

Dude calling the Pyro the Cryo is such a missed opportunity

[Scarbrine]

*spy kills someone*
everyone: this is fine
*sniper throws piss at someone*
everyone: you absolute monster

[memerightsactivist]

Sniper: Throws piss ball
*Jazz music stops*

[kippert]

Everyone else: "man i got drenched"
Demo: I caught some sort of a disease
Pyro: I suffered fatal stab wounds

[wandomwindow]

scout: the energetic kid
Pyro: the quiet kid
Heavy: the angry dad
Engineer: the poor kid who sells snowballs for a living
Demo man: the clever kid
Medic: the nice dad
Solider: the crafty kid
Spy: literally already has a ice knife, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a 40 year old man who has killed before
Sniper: that one guy from the friend group

[Uniquenameosaurus]

I love it how its all jokey, everyone is just using snow so its all fun and games.
And then the spy comes in and brutally stabs someone with an icicle.

[shanky_]

Everyone: Playful snow fighting


Spy: Brutally stabs a man with an icicle.

[TastyJason]

nobody's gonna comment on how the only role the engineer played was dramtically giving the soldier one snowball and hitting a pile of snowballs with his spoon

[edex]

I can see the medic having a hairdryer as a shorter ranged, but quicker healing weapon. In fact, I think I’ve got some more ideas coming up. (I have not played TF2 before and don’t know anything about balancing in the game so if you can suggest some tweaks let me know)

The Porta-cocoa: requires quite a bit of time to set up. While holding a cup ‘o’ cocoa, you can’t use your primary weapon. Upon consumption, gives a speed boost, an small instant heal and a passive regeneration effect.

I aint got all the time in the world so I’ll write down some more tomorrow.

Edit: so it’s been a bit longer than “tomorrow” I must say but I might as well make up some more.

The HairFryer: slower healing but can hurt enemies (using the unheated setting) if the beam hits them, plus can heal up to two people at once. Basically battle medic. And yes, I changed my mind on what the original use was. Deal with it.

The Heatsak: Basically the sandvich but for the medic. Long recharge but can heal quite quickly, and can be tossed at others. Beware, as enemies can intercept and nab the Heatsak before your teammate, but it won’t heal them as much.

Mintshot: sacrifice your inner medic and shoot mints at enemies, making then cold. They don’t do much to hurt but can enemies around the minted enemy will take aot (affect over time) damage. Do be careful as abuse of this weapon leads to a nasty health drain.

The H.A.H: the Heavy Air Heater does what it’s name implies, heats up air, but it’s heavy. Heal up to as many allies as you can bare to be near, and heal yourself while you’re at it. However, you move at a heavy-revving-gun speed while holding and using it, making you an easy target, especially for enemy Demomen and soldiers when teammates crowd around you.

Again, let me know if you want to rebalance these weapon ideas if you actually play TF2.

[blastick]

Everyone: just throw snow balls
Spy: *Kills a person with an icicle*

[astrodev]

This would actually be a sick mode for like Christmas or something

[trulyimpossible]

Soldier: I need ammo!
Engineer: coming right up
*gives him literally one snowball*

[uzkar-]

I love how Demoman at the table is just staring at nothing after Sniper just threw a Piss ball at him