Boot Astrology1-5

A compilation of all my Boot Astrology videos 1-5. Remember this is just silliness, I love all boots the same!

[haveachat]

2:08 Hey…you leave my double stitched clown shoes out of this

[willcresson]

As a guy who wears plain brown ariats and doesn't have any kids, child support, and is in a committed relationship with a loving wife... I'm just glad I bucked the trend!

[aspectratiogardenservices]

Wearing out a vending machine... I'm tired now after laughing.

[ferbcoperformance]

My dress boots are the 900 dollar fish boots you can't get wet, I drive very paid for and we'll worn 92 chevy dually, but somehow everyone else I've seen with those boots gets out of a king ranch or Texas edition chevy. So I sure as hell can't argue. Love the comedy keep it up.

[SealofPerfection]

"Turn an ordinary dance club into a scene from the Alamo, REAL quick". LOL

[eddiewilkinson]

Thanks for putting them all in one place.

[thvarebel]

The #6 pair that were in the 2nd list look like old school Wolverines. I had a pair of them in high school, my first pair of dedicated work boots and one of the last pairs that Wolverine made in the USA. As a bonus in recognizing them, I was so happy to hear some Ariat slander thrown in too because I am DEFINITELY here for that!😂😂😂

[Dat_Boy_Dale_Gribble]

Dude, I need you to come to GA. Seen one too many people who need a little more honesty than they're willing to hear from a therapist

[janettewong]

It was on my first trip to Texas when I got my Nocara boots from a second hand shop so the owner of the shop was very kind and explained to me what a boot jack was - it finally clicked to me what that thing my husband put in the garage is !

Immediately bought one for my parents and taught them how to use it for regular shoes since it’s so much easier on the back!

[jesusdelatorrereynoso]

Funny enough having square toed python boots surprisingly fits both descriptions from my experience, definitely got a laugh out of this

[hardway]

I own 4 pair of the boots you mentioned and a king ranch lol. Steel-toe redwings we’re part of my uniform for 20yrs.

[nicholasbaca]

Chicks that sing Strawberry Wine are menaces you don't even consider.

[timcoolican]

Damnit Jerry...ya did it again! Coffee straight out my nose, pissed myself and just kept going until I could get Mr. Wrinkles out, for a proper piss. I definitely had to execute a 'maintenance wipe', cause I damn near shit myself when you mentioned the Alamo! I'm gonna have to evacuate my bladder n' bowels and stop drinking coffee when I watch your videos!

Damn Jerry...gets me every time! Thanks sir...excellent work! Now I'm off to the laundry.

[fastsilverado]

I haad those exact snake skin boots in the 80s and got married in them in 96.

[jerrykinnin]

Love my waterproof Carhartt steel toe
My 23 yrs old paid for long bed 1/2 ton Chevy. And I'm a trucker tankers dumps and intermodal

[HeavyJay]

I kinda dig the elephant boots. I'm not sure what SnM is but I do drive a Dodge and I do hate my feet since they hurt often when my truck break down.

[kingligma]

I'm apart of the dirty steel toes gang. I do wear them around cause they are my only shoes. I could be wearing shorts and on my feet are my dirty, oil based stained Wolverines.

[AndysAverageAdventures]

Best boot commentary ever. Love the croc boots

[Endless_Jaguar]

Where were you when I needed you?! Could have used this ten years ago.

[KarrotoX]

I love the live in Texas where boots are a big thing of our culture, btw I got a nice pair of gater skin boots