Zeus Assigns the Greek Gods (ft. Terry Crews)

@terrycrewsfans

[blackdragoncustomdice]

I swear Terry Crews pays whatever project he is in to let him take his shirt off

[josettejoy]

I think "I'm not sad, I'm depressed" is the best line in the whole sketch😂

[rosefromtitanic]

Apollo: dad-dad dad can I have like FIFTY different domains

[stephenpaulwest]

Earthquakes are waves... they liquify the ground... thus Poseidon is correct.

Caveat: Since horse also make small 'earthquakes' as they thunder pass - Poseidon also gets horses.

Roman mythology totally makes sense.

[christcombiccombichrist]

Kratos: "zeus you son has, returned''.

[Jacom_sherrow]

Earthquakes are caused by tectonic plates, which are mostly in the ocean

[nickkings]

Earthquakes turn the land into the sea with all of the movement and crashing.
He is also the god of horses because horses move like they're swimming or look like they're moving through water.

[Dude-xbxh]

There is a zacspeaksgiant video just like this where Poseidon is like ooh i want earthquakes oh and horses

[choczynski]

The earliest forms of the Poseidon cults he was worshiped as an earth deity.

[ColbyEasterling]

How did y’all get terry crews to do all of these 😂😂😂

[shoesg]

Damn you guys got Terry Crews?? Is he Mormon??