the friend who never responds in the group chat

[mar.prz]

A friend so rare it feels like mass hallucination

[Kjell-]

*walks in*
"damn thats crazy"
*walks out*

[cupcake]

As that guy, i cant share our secrets

[Brenthousand]

Gotta love how one of the dudes has a basketball for absolutely no reason

[KnownAsChris]

Craziest part, though. That in the right friend group he’s the most loyal and loved one of all. Haha

[evervanhgm]

Its a hard life, being the one who barely taalks. They act like they dont even know me smh

[ZacharyAbellaHTX]

Mfs will disappear for months at a time and pop back up outta nowhere only to dip once again. It's me. I am mfs.

[biggychiggy]

They just come from hibernation to say one thing and hibernate for the rest of the year

[liamsmith]

"He's a different breed"
No, he just has a really short social battery

[johnhenry]

Dude I just got categorized as a rare mf

[ricksterre]

It's okay, he's like this because he is secretly batman

[armaanullas]

Every elite friend group has one of these mfs

[TheFau]

Those are some good friends tho, just happy hes there

[Mylittlepanicattack]

I'm so touched you created a whole documentary about my species

[amber]

can we talk about this guys music taste? I love cocteau twins

[torukazama]

Literally every national geographic or animal planet documentary to ever exist

[TeraGreene]

1) the pen. 💨😂
2) aww he’s the lowkey introvert. Some of my favourite guys have been. 😊
3) the slide out at the end. So good! 😆

[themindset]

I am that friend. I do speak in the group, though not much. My true power is living 2000 miles away, so when I physically show up it is a truly rare encounter

[eeeeee]

As this person, the reason we do this is we hibernate for most of our lives. Anytime you see us we have taken time out of hibernating to spend a few seconds with you

[MarkusManon]

I really love that Jake Krantz characters are so friendly and admiring toward eachother