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[gamblingcat]

“no, I think shopping would be too boring to do”

“yeah, i’d watch paint dry”

[BooBloop]

i once opened a fortune cookie and got a pickup line.

[ScienceChild]

"Snake's aren't mammals so how can you milk them..?"
"unless..."
💀

[Zaybee_Panzo]

"75k for some hands"
Kira Yoshikage:"🗿"

[Loaf_F]

A snake milker is a person who collects venom from venomous snakes, usually for the purpose of research and/or venom antidotes.

[ellieelenniss]

"My brain will be fried trying to come up with fortunes"

What I would write: *you shall buy some pants*

[LaschakvClips]

this takes "id rather stare at paint dry than going to school" to another level😂

[Mugi_DL]

I've gotten a fortune from a fortune cookie that said "start a revolution..."

[Don_Gambon]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

[SATURN_Lii]

When I was 5 or sm I got a fortune cookie that said "you are the chosen one" and i started training with my dads weights.

[visruthkakumani]

The cookies I make “You should go to sleep today”

[JennicaReis]

Sam is the type of guy to think fortune cookies contain wisdom

[matthewpeffer]

Snake “milking” is really just getting the venom from the fangs

[zorospirit]

Sams the type of guy to want to do a job when you do nothing all day for 40k

[CelestialStar]

Professional cuddler sounds nice but imagine how awkward it would be

[Joyoboyogomu]

pro tip: hire someone to cuddle you, THEN date them, they can no longer charge you for their services

[paigecasey]

Bro really said "sNaKeS arEnT mAMMaLs

[princessvrog]

Snake milking is where you extract the venom from a snake 💀

[piperstrikerfisher]

A Girl : *Is A Hand Model*

Yoshikage Kira : 👍💥🐱💀

[airtaz]

my great grandma got a fortune cookie today and it read: "Tomorrow might be too late, live today."