that 1 friend whose politics makes no sense

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PO Box 7887
Bonney Lake, WA 98391

[ChimeraRanger]

When he took the political compass test, it just showed the dot sliding around like the DVD screen

[-brandon.-]

Swing state voter ❌
Mood swing state voter ✅

[ProductBasement]

This guy's targeted ads must be nuts

[gladys]

"Neither left, neither right, only backwards"

[_MrMoney]

"I'm gay. I do not have sex with men"

Damn what a coincidence, I'm straight and I've never had sex with a woman.

[Entyipo]

The ultimate centrist, so extreme in every way, it all cancels out to the centre

[ambergorilla]

Gotta keep the polls guessing. I’m always two steps ahead

[ntf]

Every time I discussed politics with my mother. "Her beliefs are whatever opinion she last saw on the news station even if they contradict."

[JBB]

“I can’t decide. I just love both candidates so much”

[noahclark]

We are a swing state please vote carefully

Voter: did you say randomly?

[latt.qcd]

Finally, another Far-Center Moderate Extremist, like myself.

[HaloDoomer]

The brilliance of how "I'm excited to vote in a critical district in a swing state this year" "I bet you are" works in election years and non election years with this character. Chef kiss.

[augustday]

I'm a single-issue voter that believes in trickle-sideways economics. We need to get rid of currency entirely and switch to a gift-based economy where people are paid in small useless trinkets and knickknacks.

[BenM.Davies]

"I am about to state my political beliefs" with that music behind it might be the funniest line ever delivered

[MOfTheNorth]

He’s obviously going to vote for both because he believes in gender equality.

[Seenth]

When all your views are so extreme in every direction you end up being a centrist

[jackthereader]

“Also I’m gay. I do not have sex with men.” I feel that.

[phabiorules]

Say what you want, but at least you can’t complain about him being in an echo chamber.

[HopUpOutDaBed]

when you're a centrist but actually have an extreme opinion on everything

[DeadmanNC]

His freaking political compass is a roulette wheel.