10 Disastrous Planty Gifts for People You Hate

Some plantankerous gifts for you.

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Time Stamps
00:00 Intro
00:46 Calathea
02:03 ZZ Plant
02:33 Aloe 🔥
02:55 Cactus
03:40 Waxed Amaryllis Bulb 🤢
03:56 Narcissus 🪞
04:07 Variegated Grasshopper
04:52 Destroyed Hoya Kerrii
05:33 Leptosporangiate Fern
7:33 Invasive Pothos
8:40 Rare Plant Mirror
9:03 Reckless Foley Artistry

Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod

[phytosexual]

Instagram.com/phytosexual

Follow my foolery on another platform 💚

[adela]

I now realize my addiction to calatheas is rooted in self-hatred. It all makes sense now!

[bariton]

I had a super fake friend who was spreading rumors about me and gossiping. Gave them a spider mite infested croton tehe

[moth_mommy]

I love the petty energy coming from these.

[joshuadelvalle]

There is nothing more evil than giving a person a Calathea

[vkklynn]

“Let’s go straight to something that gives you stomach ulcers and premature aging” 😂🤣💀

[ThePlantedCarlyflower]

My planty friend bought a Christmas tree infected with thrips. She didn’t find it funny when I told her that it was her karma for taking cuttings from plants others own without their knowledge. 😂

[viclenny]

came for the plants. stayed for the memes and the sense of humor

[samantha]

The aunt kicking the dog sceneario was so specific

[sassymithrandir]

AHAH, I'd die for this man. If you're still looking for the experiment relationship for Hoya Kerrii, I volunteer as a tribute.

[mhollenbeckful]

Maybe they listen to nickel back, maybe they wear lululemon yoga pants everywhere 😂🤣 I feel attacked

[nu]

I love you. You are so darn entertaining, combining my love for plants and dry humour!

[annismildelupin]

I knew it was going to be good when I laughed out loud at the title alone

[ildikojones]

This is hilarious! Thank you for the laughs. So appreciate your sense of humor!

[brandilynbrower]

Weirdly specific examples...🤣
I’m obsessed with you and your videos. 💚

[maxhappi]

About the ZZ (Raven): I have one and am absolutely in love with the look (I generally love dark foliage and succulents), but the extremely slow growth is really hard to endure. So, I understand that it is in the list, but I do love it either way!

[madmadame]

The SHADE of it all.

Also considering I willingly bought four calatheas in the last week, I feel attacked.

[stannetaprospere]

Orchids. Someone gave me an orchid for spite. I'm sure of it. There's no other explanation why they would give me this horrible, horrible plant and horrible inaccurate caring tips. I did research and tried everything I could possibly think of and it still died dramatic and slow.

[definitelynotashark]

Me reading all these comments about Calatheas while sitting in my Calathea jungle 👁️👄👁️
I just started buying them randomly and do like whatever and they're the only ones that are consistently THRIVING (along with my Polyscias Fabian which really has no business doing as well as it is based on the care guides vs what I've been doing). On the other hand, I've killed a Peace Lily, an Aloe and three succulents in the last year.

[zenlamb]

I’m living for the energy this radiates omg💕