Sunrise Skater Kids - First World Tragedy [Official Video]

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Written/Directed by Jarrod Alonge
Cinematography by Matt Matheson
Mixed/Mastered by Johnny Franck
Vocals by Varrick Jay
Special thanks to Sarah Schmidt (artwork), Colin Perry (guitar), Chase Garner (guitar), Henry Fielden (bass), Cody Wilson (drums) & Tommy Judd

Lyrics

Let me tell you ‘bout all of my problems, they don’t seem to go
And I can’t fathom conditions that are worse than my own
That’s not what I want, that’s not what I asked for
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
I want a world where I have full control
Mild inconveniences are killing me
It won’t be long before they’ve ruined my day
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
My parent’s credit card got taken away
There’s nothing on Netflix that I haven’t seen
And I can’t reach the remote, it’s too far away from me
Buffering slow, in 720p
That’s not full HD, this isn’t funny
Why can’t my Smart TV just do what it’s told?
Mild inconveniences are killing me
This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
It wouldn’t hurt to book some better bands
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
My parent’s credit card got taken away
It’s getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I’m freezing my own balls off
My dark, blue balls
It’s getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I’m freezing my own balls off
My navy-blue, indigo balls
I know I’m a straight white male
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in hell
America is the place to be
Unless you live near poverty
I got mud on my shoes, my brand new shoes
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Too many voices, too many voices
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
My parent’s credit card got taken away

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[KryllKiller]

Finally, a pop-punk song about real issues.

[Thleepricon]

The saddest part is that the melodies and harmonies are better than most pop-punk bands being produced.

[cassie]

i'm so mad that i'm jamming out to this non ironically

[tjusernaem]

I wonder if they are any non-english speakers who listen to this and are like "holy shit the lyrics must be so intense"

[matthewburczyk]

Jarrod, this song made me realize that I'm not the only one living a life filled with first world tragedies. Thank you, you saved my life!!

[OhEmGeeItsAlleex]

"Too many voices" I can't breathe

[inyourownwords]

"my navy blue indigo balls" lmao

[alexw]

My navy-blue, indigo balls. Parker Alonge is a true poet.

[Rizzn]

When I order a pizza and the pizza guy delivers the wrong pizza...worst fucking feeling ever. Everytime this happens, a little part of my pop punk heart dies inside of me. I feel so empty. Only thing that can cheer me up is Canadian Softball.

[ErikSchuessler]

"My navy-blue, indigo balls"
That's where I just fell apart hahaha.

[John_FMTV]

you guys need to make a serious album, it would be amazing. Sunrise Skater Kids could be big.

[sleaterkpop]

I know this is a parody song, but it's honestly so good haha

[ConnerTheWaffle]

You can never have too much Sunrise Skater Kids <3

[cumannach]

The puppy was the best part of the music video 10/10 for the pupper

[iviaverick]

Who's watching this in quarantine?

[WutuBanale]

I lost it at "my navy-blue, indigo balls" haha

[nicholaswestern]

Whats funny is I know that this is a parody of pop-punk, but it’s ironically a great pop-punk song.

[jesskim]

im actually quite upset that i got locked out of my tumblr account didnt make it into the song

[sweatyeggs]

This song still holds up. The Chorus hook is so good it's crazy.

[DylLynn]

I'd love to hear the "too many voices" part in a-capella like at the end of Feeling This by Blink-182