Bart Wants a Knife

After joining the Boy Scoutz, Bart finds out that he can't have a knife until he reads a safety manual and passes a test. Bart doesn't bother and leaves but everywhere he goes people are enjoying knives.

List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio):
S01E05 - Bart the General
S02E09 - Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
S03E01 - Stark Raving Dad
S03E10 - Flaming Moe's
S03E12 - I Married Marge
S03E13 - Radio Bart
S04E06 - Itchy & Scratchy The Movie
S04E08 - New Kid on the Block
S05E02 - Cape Feare
S05E08 - Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
S05E11 - Homer the Vigilante
S05E12 - Bart Gets Famous
S05E21 - Lady Bouvier's Lover
S06E06 - Treehouse of Horror V
S07E06 - Treehouse of Horror VI
S07E25 - Summer of 4 Ft. 2
S08E09 - El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer
S09E21 - Girly Edition
S10E03 - Bart the Mother
S11E21 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
S12E04 - Lisa the Tree Hugger
S13E07 - Brawl in the Family
S14E15 - C.E. D'oh
S16E14 - The Seven-Beer Snitch
S18E18 - The Boys of Bummer
S22E07 - How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window
S30E13 - I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can
S32E07 - Three Dreams Denied
S32E19 - Panic on the Streets of Springfield
+ Lots of screenshots and photoshop work not mentioned

Thank you and as always, please enjoy!

[kingvideogames]

The fact Bart is more upset that Moe has two knives than he is going to die is amazing.

[prageruwu]

knife goes in, guts come out, knife goes in, guts come out ~

[rgtertrtertertert]

I love the concept of Moe going all the way to the Simpson's house just to tease Bart by being extremely happy over his own knives to make him cry. It's such a hilarious role reversal of Bart taunting Moe.
"Yeah I've got not only a really COOL knife, but TWO of them! And you have ZERO! You'll never ever ever have knives of your own, ever!"

[CrazyU]

I really do love the unintended implication that Moe wasn’t there to kill Bart, but rather to mock him.

[ЭленорВанТог]

Courier punching Bart is pretty impressive and realistic scene

[boop]

I can't believe this entire edit went without bart saying "knife goes in, guts come out, knife goes in, guts come out"

[dustinprewitt]

He ended up getting a spoon instead. Knify/spoony is an unforgiving game.

[crusherm]

Moe sure was knife to let Bart get acquainted with rusty and dull at the end. What a guy!!!

[Parisbre]

"You call that a knife? This is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

[bort]

Looks like somebody did what Donny Don't does.

[martynbolam]

Oh man, the ending was just so funny! 😆😆😆

It looked like Moe just wanted to show Bart his 2 knives instead of killing him for all the prank phone calls over the years. 😆😆😆

What a way to make Bart feel even more depressed about not having a knife. LOL.

Also the fact that Homer unintentionally gave away Bart's identity over the phone was a good laugh as well!

[Tadicuslegion]

Bart: Before you kill me…
Moe: What?
Bart: Can you sing Wagner’s entire ring cycle?
Moe…….no *stab*

[moarmosspatoproductions]

Courier: "I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson."
Bart: "That's me!"
(Immediately gets beat up)

[KaitaoftheFourze]

*After Moe successfully kills Bart*
Moe: Oh no, I forgot Barnie is still at the bar!

[StarWolf]

Gotta say, I was expecting a different direction when Lisa said "maybe this will cheer you up".

[ethnogenesis]

When Moe's finished with Bart, he's gonna go straight from Kid Gorgeous to Kid Bart.

[cloudycanine]

Bart sleeping in his usual suit and tie pajamas

[lhfirex]

Poor Bart. Everyone really is enjoying knives except him. Now that he knows how terrific it is to have two knives, at least he's got a goal for the future.

[Ultima]

Poor Bart just wasn't sharp enough for the cutthroat world of knives.

[SkolneyVikings]

Bart needs a knife to protect him from unwanted plowing.