Everyone Lied To Us | #MOMTRUTHS

Everyone always said it's going to get easier... But we've realized parenting is only going to get better if you think that sex, drugs, alcohol, bullying and failing (etc.) is a smaller deal than a temper tantrum! The truth is it's not getting easier and everyone lied.

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[annelaidlaw]

Last Sunday morning I got a "Mom should we walk? Aren't you still drunk?" Um no.... I only had one drink 16 hours ago... I'm not drunk

[nicolea.]

The accuracy of this...Not one lie detected here!😂 It sounds like we live in the same house. Lol!

[Vikki]

A quiet lock on the door is essential. But, then I know they can hear the bed even if it is quiet. Judging dinner? Wait until they judge your driving!

[raygensamone]

Ladies! I'm 23 and have been watching y'all for four years.. Is it crazy that I still want to be a mom?! :P Love from the US!

[tiffripley]

Yes!! mom of 2 girls here, and yes. My oldest is almost 11, and says things like "But wine is gross" and 'How many glasses is that Mom?" LOL. I don"t know, i did not count. Are we supposed to keep track?

[JaimeHRod]

Hahaha 🤣 You guys are great. Funny, bright, entertaining (and hot!) 😊

[mariazamora]

Thank goodness for sweet little teeny tiny baby TJ! He will never grow up.

[heatherkirwan]

HAHA oh no! So I’m wasting my time waiting for my kids to grow up… okay fine, I’ll just enjoy the moment!

[janetmarieleo]

OMG you thought that was bad. Well, our kids were really we were very lucky to have you a pretty easy time during. How do you spell the word a few times we were like cut that shit out. However, don’t let anybody lie to you because when they get older, and they move out on their own, they become your parents lol. I am ill and so is our son comes over. He’s like mom he shouldn’t be doing that. You are gonna hurt yourself, mother. Here let me do it. I’ll be faster lol. The good thing is our son has a good job so for Christmas, We get free tires on our car lmao. And as to the mess of girls, being sugar and spice and everything nice I am glad to say that we raised a girl who you mess with her friends or family she’s gonna kick your ass. Not literally but yeah she’s gonna let you have it you don’t mess with friends or family. We knew before she was born that she was going to be a fighter because she was transverse. I got her turned didn’t even make it all the way home from the hospital and she was transversed again. Thus the C-section. Let me tell you something the day she was born. The nurses brought her in and said ma’am, do you mind if we bring your daughter in here for a little while maybe you can sooth her. I literally was just waking up from anesthesia and they brought her in because she woke up every baby in the nursery lol. I said that’s my girl.😂😂😂