apprentices be like

Apprentices cast they first magic missile

[Kova-owen]

I really wish Biden would get on the news and start talking about the most random shit like this without even stopping

[matthewwheeler]

What does a historian in 200 years even do with this video?

[di]

"A warlock really will give you" *pause for effect* "demonic shadow clap."

Mfers really don't think it be like that, but it do, it really do.

[lukasor]

Beware is just chefs kiss on top of this masterpiece

[hearthearter]

This video is so dense with memes. Wizardposting, bidenposting, and Death Gripsposting. All in one. Not to mention it sounded kinda like Dracula Flow. Truly an exemplary image of our time.

[vxz]

If only this was real, Biden's approval rating would skyrocket

[danielgonzalez]

Holy shit, arch wizard biden spiting ritual chants here

[glovinghire]

I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and channel 5 news girls

[modman]

This was the greatest state of the union ever

[BitcxinGxd]

Im Untouchable By Spells
Im Untouchable By Hell.
I Feel Like Jesus
Saving Souls Outta Good Will

I seen ur mother down there Screaming For Help
I feel sorry for you mother so i helped
.

[allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

"A warlock really will give you demonic shadow clap with a wave of their Grimoire.
Tighten the *fuck* up."
What a line.

[punkinlady]

The thing about Biden is he’ll say stuff like “when i was a boy i helped cure a young maiden of The Rot and fireballed a hobgoblin” and you’re like sure buddy but then a few days later the hobgoblin comes out and says “yep he got me good, but we made up and went for dairy queen”

[nuclearfrog]

apprentices be handing in like 6 spells and call it a grimoire

[Real_Iron_Smith]

"Joe, this was supposed to be a meeting about trade agreements with the EU."

[ardentfire]

I lost my shit when I heard that Death Grips beat.

[sharpless]

"I have seen kingdoms crumble, and entire linages smoked just for running off on that purple dragon blood skunk piss pack." realest shit ive ever heard

[eggbag]

When I counterspell your dollar store chaos bolt

[Dyanafog]

This is singlehanded one of the most fucking amazing wizard memes

[Chad-Giga.]

Props to the cia. This propaganda actuallly made me like Joe Biden

[duncanluciak]

Someone needs to get this on the teleprompter.