Coronation Street | David Platt Humor

A compilation of some of David's best one-liners and quotes.

David Platt is played by Jack P. Shepherd
Song is: Round Round by Sugababes

[Iswis-wr]

“What me or im?”
“DAVID!”
You can hear the laugh in her voice 😂

[DeclanCorey]

"Upstairs now!"
"What, me or him?"
*"D A V I D"*

[marionshovlin]

Brilliant actor Corrie wouldn't be the same without him

[dannimajig]

“wait till I tell mum she’s gonna batter you” and “I’m having a chilli burger I’m not shooting up in the park” killed me, cannot count how many times I rewatched this 😭😂😂

[ElinorMahoney]

“It’s sort of modern art, innit? Mad woman in car” lmao

[charliedrosario]

David is my favourite character from Corrie

[lordmalachicarroll]

How has David/ Jack never won best comedian in 22 years?

[celinekavanagh]

I love Jack P. Shepherd he's such an Amazing actor nobody is better than him he's so gorgeous

[leehambleton]

Love David he gets some great one liners and says what he thinks brilliant

[josephdyson]

1:32 David gets Audrey’s voice spot on 😂

[bellaviolet]

Love David he's been so funny since he was little

[daisybow]

OMG I literally laughed so hard at this bit
Gail : if I invite someone over for coffee I don't expect to come back to this
David : Do ya mean coffee as in sex
Gail : UPSTAIRS NOW
David : Who me or him

[kaylaslife]

*”That’ll Be A Penny Saved For Your Piggy Bank”*

[ElinorMahoney]

“What did you get?”

“Where’s he taking ya? Red light district?” AHAHAHA

[sophie_xox]

“Where’s he taking ya ? Red light district “

[CarollFord]

So talented and sharp witted.I wonder how many times Audrey said oh shut up David over the years.😂❤️

[iliiillillliiillllllliiili]

0:01 and I’m already laughing my head off

[chloeriddings]

This is one of the most funny things I have ever seen x 😂😂😂😂

[heathercook]

Love David's cheeky face one of Corries best actors, comedy, drama and bad boy plays it all so brilliantly long may he carry on 😍

[alexanderjones]

Best one I remember ( that also involved 'Gail', but isn't on here.
David (whilst cutting Steve McDonald's hair.) "' 'Ere at Trim Up North, we cater for all your manly needs."
Gail "Well, obviously not 'all' your manly needs."
David "Right, well, thanks for yer' input, Gail."
Another good one was when Gail was getting ready for her wedding ( not sure who to) and she went 'I wish Mam was here.' and David went 'Well, I'll be gran, if you like.' and did an absolutely spot on Audrey impression!