katy perry's album happened and i want my 33 minutes back 😭

talking a bit about katy perry and her new album, 143
in-depth commentary videos at @DAngeloWallace

[Kuithewiz]

The fact that rolling stone rated her album and then deleted their review only to repost it with a lower review always cracks me up

[legwards]

She sounds like a back up singer in her own song

[philippadoolan]

'So soft, so strong' god whoever said 'AI generated tampax commercial' was right on the money

[eiragwen]

The feeling that it's an album made for an imaginary pop star in a movie is EXACTLY the feeling. That's the best way to describe it.

[ashburns]

Needing to take a black eyed peas break in the middle of her album to give your ears a break💀😭

[briclare]

“crawlin on me little a centipede” is the most unsexy trying to be sexy lyric i have ever heard

[dingusbingus]

can't get over the fact TEN PEOPLE were in the writer's room and seriously wrote "Is it a crush? Making me blush"

[soyjoyy]

"Crawl on me like a centipede" sounds like a euphemism for SA. Centipede crawling on you is universally a creepy, gross and repulsive thing, and for it to be presented in a context of sex, it's the only thing that comes to mind.

[Sleepymel_]

The way the album starts with womans world and then the rest of the songs are about men 💀

[space_the_final_fronteir]

The Public Domain would actually be a sick name for a club

[anarosol]

“Prisioner in your prison” 😭 it’s giving “you backstabbed me in the back”

[angelasings]

it’s honestly disappointing cause katy’s early stuff was so unique and fun but also emotional back in the day. like “thinking of you”?? a masterpiece that i still love to this day. none of this stuff is even close

[cai.nette]

The way D'Angelo said "katy perry's album finally happened to us" like she committed a crime has me dying😭😂

[zrasabba]

There is something karmic-ly satisfying about her going back to Dr. Luke, likely to recapture previous success, and the album just crashing completely.

[lanealush]

i hate it because "crawling on me like a centipede" would honestly hit in an unsettling indie love song, but trying to be genuinely katy please-

[ariannawhatrudoinghere]

This gives the vibe of the mandatory album Disney would make their young actresses do after the success of their tv show/movie

[TheAbigailDee]

RIP to my fellow retail employees 🪦 we will get the honour of hearing some of these songs on repeat for the next 7 years.

[lauradev]

The way I won't spend 33 minutes listening to Katy Perry's album but WILL spend 30 minutes watching this video about her album

[northrnstar]

the fact that one of the critics said the lyrics felt "ai-generated" says everything i need to know about this album. it's true that katy perry's side tracks are not a lot to write home about, but to barely have any good songs in the album when the singles are already not very good is criminal.

[amandaelmer]

Should've called the album 404. Good music not found