Lazy But Genius Halloween Costume Hacks! (Jokes in the Bathroom) #shorts

[purple_punkie]

The delivery: immaculate. I actually didn't see this one coming.

[NikFromm]

GET THE F**K OUT!

…but I’m writing that down for later.😂

[sammythecryptid]

Why did I think this was going to be a list of easy-to-do and cheap Halloween costumes?

[zannadunstrand]

So close to laugh at your own joke makes it even better 😂😂😂😂

[ZapStrideGaming]

I didn't even get it til the punchline, that's amazingly done!

[jacksonmckinney]

I'm gonna need your lawyers number after the emotional distress this joke has caused me

[MsTerraStar]

Last year I came up with this same wordplay and I was just gonna dress slutty and hold an abacus

[fariesz]

that dad joke hits so hard i want to scream "harder, daddy!"

[MichaelBerthelsen]

WOW, you held that well until the end...🤣🤣🤣

[beta_nd_greeble]

i can tell you know this, but you could have ended the joke with "slutty vampire from sesame Street". like thats a banger on its own

[amberinthebox]

Ok. That made me chuckle a bit
Hahahahaha

[synaida.]

I was thinking of doing a matching costume as boxing Elon musk and mark Zuckerberg with my friends but this ain’t bad if we can’t make it

[Henarato]

also works with "slutty numerologist" lol

[tomboy]

this one hit me extra hard bc when he paused for the punchline I said "... it's the thought that counts?" and thought that was kinda a meh punchline but then the captions said THOT instead of thought and it pulled the rug out from under me

[lolachapuis]

i love you, you're hilarious goodbye!!!!

[TheCrispiestLemon]

I just threw my hair over my face, and put my glasses over that, and said I was Cousin It from the Addams Family

[planetnydro]

"The slutty vampire from Sesame Street"
Okay but which one?

[OSCARMlLDE]

The punchline is unnecessary, I was fully ready to just accept that you view Count von Count as a hussy and move on

[Im_your_problem_now]

That’s it. You have lost speaking privileges. Give me that larynx!

[axehead]

He was fighting or his life to not laugh