The Mammal and The Reptile - A Painful Story

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a meme essay paper about "The Mammal and The Reptile - A Painful Story". Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

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If ya nasty!

[BossEvasion]

He wasn’t wrong, it was a very painful story.

[JohnJohn]

He's saying "If ya nasty" because someone told him he couldn't just say "perchance"

[mynameisfoxxy]

My favorite part is the teacher correcting "Jar Jar Bink" to "Jar Jar Binks". Professionalism.

[bogafe]

The sequel that nobody deserved, but everybody needed

[albertskoften]

This is genuinely a better piece of philosophy than the actual philosophy paper he wrote.

[AinoHiat]

I love it when my students turn in BS assignments. Some of my recent favorites include a rather elaborate, carefully crafted website called "The dirty dishes in my sink and how I will deal with them", and another one dedicated to why spinach soup is the source of all evil. They did their web design neatly so no complaints here.

[flyignpig]

"Some believe that pain inspires art. [...] Creation is an inviolate act, and those searching for the divine need not descend to Hell for fuel." Quite a beautiful quote actually.

[supercat]

He’s such a master writer that he switched from mammals and reptiles to pain receptors and dissections to the utter horror of Denny’s.

[LeoparDusk]

The gentle and disappointed delivery of “I know” is what gets me.

[pranavkarmarkar]

Did I know that we would get a Phil Jamesson sequel? Perchance.

[SuperDZ]

I never thought Phil Jamesson would return. Not since he left his place of comfort to stomp a turty, and ESPECIALLY not since The Accident. However, his return is a Christmas miracle, almost as mythical as the nonexistent Dr. Pepper.

Perchance.

[rosieleaverton]

"When you get hurt, you are less likely to continue or repeat the behavior that hurt you."
_(good)_
"That's why I don't go to Denny's anymore."
_:(_

[AbyssCatJ]

Phil Jamesson is truly one of the writers of all time. Perchance. If you are nasty

[Soviniy]

As a college student, I cry for the writer's loss of all marks.
As a tired professor, I would consider this submission top tier entertainment.

[noafred]

"Creation is an inviolate act, and those searching for the divine need not descend to Hell for fuel" is a crazy follow-up to statements such as "If you are nasty" and "Get 'em outta here"

[BirdDeadWorld]

That's why I don't go to Denny's anymore, not since...the accident

[publicthrone]

i wonder how bad his Denny's experience must have been to warrant such disdain for them

[bensonfitch]

I love these nonsensical essays. Shows me I could be doing a lot worse as far as academic writing.

[Heli-draws]

I wonder what happened Phil Jameson at Denny's. It clearly impacted him deeply, as he no longer uses "Perchance".