Jam - The Eton Rifles - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

Song lyrics:

SUP UP YOUR BEER
AND COLLECT YOUR FAGS
THERE'S A ROW GOIN' ON
DOWN NEAR SLOUGH

GET OUT YOUR MAT
AND PRAY TO THE WEST
I'LL GET OUT MINE
AND PRAY FOR MYSELF

THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART
WHEN YOU TOOK THEM ON
BUT YOU DIDN'T TAKE A PEEP
IN THEIR ARTILLERY ROOM

ALL THAT RUGBY PUTS
HAIRS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT CHANCE HAVE YOU GOT
AGAINST A TIE AND A CREST

HELLO, HOORAY
WHAT A NICE DAY
FOR THE ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES

HELLO, HOORAY
I HOPE RAIN STOPS PLAY
WITH THE ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES

THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEVER
WHEN YOU LIT THE FUSE
TORE DOWN THE
HOUSE OF COMMONS
IN YOUR BRAND NEW SHOES

COMPOSED A
REVOLUTIONARY SYMPHONY
THEN WENT TO BED WITH
A CHARMING YOUNG THING

HELLO, HOORAY
CHEERS THEN, MATE
IT'S THE ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES

HELLO, HOORAY
AN EXTREMIST SCRAPE
WITH THE ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES

WHAT A CATALYST
YOU TURNED OUT TO BE
LOADED THE GUNS
THEN YOU RUN OFF
HOME FOR YOUR TEA

LEFT ME STANDING
LIKE A GUILTY SCHOOLBOY

WHAT A CATALYST
YOU TURNED OUT TO BE
LOADED THE GUNS
THEN YOU RUN OFF
HOME FOR YOUR TEA

LEFT ME STANDING
LIKE A NAUGHTY SCHOOLBOY

WE COME OUT OF IT
NATURALLY THE WORST
BEATEN AND BLOODY AND
I WAS SICK DOWN MY SHIRT

WE WERE NO MATCH
FOR THEIR UNTAMED WIT
THOUGH SOME OF THE LADS
SAID THEY'D BE
BACK NEXT WEEK

HELLO, HOORAY
THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY
TO THE ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES

HELLO, HOORAY
I'D PREFER THE PLAGUE
TO THE ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES

HELLO, HOORAY
THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY
TO THE ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES

HELLO, HOORAY
I'D PREFER THE PLAGUE
TO THE ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES

ETON RIFLES
ETON RIFLES