Andy Richter's Greatest Comebacks & One-Liners Pt. I

14 of my all-time favourite Andy moments. Please berate me down below for all the ones I've surely missed.

00:00 Andy Zings Chelsea Handler
00:25 Sarah Silverman's Dirty Smartphone Hack
01:41 Marc Maron's Rules Of Pornography
02:38 Scraps: World's Best Dad
03:20 Bradley Cooper’s Crazy “Hangover 2” Story
04:58 Timothy Olyphant Was A Teen Troublemaker
05:42 Jeff Goldblum On His Son's Circumcision
07:51 Animal Expert David Mizejewski: Lemur & Ostrich
08:34 Businesses Are Stealing Deon Cole’s Joke Material
10:14 Gina Carano Explains Why Sex Is Like Cagefighting
10:43 Lauren Ash's CONAN Appearances Are Affecting Her Dating Life
12:00 Bryan Cranston's Favorite Erotic Fan Letter
13:46 Timothy Olyphant Was An Artsy Jock In College
14:23 Paul F. Tompkins & The Virgin Makeout Freakshow

[allanv]

"Every show, you lower yourself" will always be my favorite. Simple yet brutally savage.

[seamusburke]

Andy is like a comedy assassin. He hits precisely where he intends, and when you least expect it.
Conan once called him "slow, but stealthy."

[julmye]

He’s so good. ‘Must be that cast iron heart’… so perfect !

[kjlab]

Andy’s quickness is unrivaled. Co-host or host, very few can top that comedic timing. The best duo in all of late night by far.

[AidanDotDash]

Andy is so quick and sharp it’s ridiculous. His timing is phenomenal too.

[aazaasaa]

His answer to Chelsea handler was fantastic 😂

[A-small-amount-of-peas]

His timing was always impeccable without stepping on the hosts toes.
Can't teach that

[CoverBydAn]

“Every show you lower yourself”

Two great things about this. One, Andy’s little dance after. Two, conan just took it without dishing it back, showing he subconsciously knows he and andy are equals.

I love this dynamic

[kevinfager.]

I can relate to Andy. I remember in college with a group of people, most of which I didn’t know too well, I popped in a one liner (literally not having said anything else) and my friend says “He doesn’t talk that much but when he does it’s gold.” I never felt funny before that moment.

[avischetlin]

2:28 is such a Norm Macdonald punchline, it's perfect

[newsduke]

Andy is an underrated comedian. Often he’ll give the perfect capper to a segment with one well-placed joke.

[Dano.book-em]

"I've been drinking for sixteen hours.. what do you want from me?!"
LOL

[Serenity_Dude_X]

4:40
"Somebodies got to kill that fly."
The idea of somebody actually doing that just cracked me up. Thank you, Andy.

[_TheDudeAbides_]

I love how Andy was all serious and said his son is perfect.

[Eph_Wilson]

Olyphant, Richter, and Conan are a dream combo lol.

[swiftslick]

Chelsea Handler's Cast Iron Heart was just perfection.

[kmacdiddy]

Jeff Goldblum, the best. He creates Robin Williams level chaos but somehow in like a slow-burn way. By like just being, himself.

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

“I really wish you still had the beard” is top shelf 😂

[이한-ft]

"Wish you still had the beard" was so out of this world.

It actually wrapped up the awkward situation in top-notch comedy

[keithrickson]

If Conan is a comedy machine gun, laying down that rapid fire, Andy is a sniper, never misses, every shots kills.