Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: CrowdStrike Crashes The World | AI Massages

Tech lover Stephen Colbert delivers expert analysis of the latest developments in robotics and artificial intelligence.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[annnee]

Can I just say that Louis Cato describing a male musician as "hauntingly beautiful" is one of the most wholesome things I've seen in a while?😊

[III-csrv]

They said being an IT is like an Internet janitor, nobody notices you until they start seeing shits everywhere.

[philgroves]

"... with a couch." OUCH! Well-played, Mr. Colbert ... well played, indeed!!

[Martial-Mat]

Andrew Bird is a terrific musician. The song he did with his wife and son on this channel during lockdown was wonderful.

[JadeValour]

The last bit with R2D2 almost had me spewing my hot chocolate all over my screen!😂

[kujmous]

"Cyborg-while" deserved better 😂😂😂😂

[SpaceForceCommander]

I was hoping the A.I. Massage joke had a happy ending!

[KerryBuchanan]

I love how gentle Louis' voice sounds. Such a stereotypical jazz musician's style of speaking lol

[krisfrederick]

Regarding the future past tense..."One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger..."

-Mitch Hedberg 😂

[SpaceForceCommander]

CrowdStrike sounds like a military bomb that does collateral damage.

[daylightrambler]

Friday, we found out at work that our coffee shop was the closest to the airport when, oddly enough, a crowd struck us.

[glcol]

Oh, by the way Crowdstrike offered - no joke -$10 gift certificates as an apology for screwing up that bad. And then the gift certificates did not work. Lets see how long it takes for the CEO to pack a little cardboard box with all his desk contents while security waits to escort him out the building.

[Johnioan]

"After a local clinic introduced an R2-D2-themed prostate exam, it saw a 1000% increase in appointments."

[SpaceForceCommander]

Roomba has developed to Cat level, able to lick its own behind.

[Maliceah]

I love Andrew Bird! So happy you have him on tonight!

[beez]

I want Colbert to have the coffee maker from the intro in real life.

[christophermarshall]

Mrs Couch has just announced that she is taking legal action against JD Vance

[andrewstevenson]

I once deleted an entire database by mistake. One click followed by another to confirm. Tens of thousands of dollars gone. Thank goodness for daily backups, but it was a very stressful few hours. EDIT I found myself wondering if I would need to increase my mortgage to cover the damage. Still have a bit of PTSD around it.

[NewMessage]

Fun Fact: that massage machine will hardly kill anyone. Barely anyone at all.

[music_YT]

I love Andrew Bird! I still have his Tiny Desk on repeat.