'Hitler, has only got one ball!' - British WW2 Song

'Hitler Has Only Got One Ball.' Is a British wartime song, sometimes known as "Goring Has Two But Very Small," was a humorous and satirical song from World War II. It is a product of British wartime propaganda and was used to mock Adolf Hitler and other high-ranking Nazis.

The song's lyrics were sung in a light-hearted and mocking manner, making fun of Hitler's physical attributes and suggesting that he had only one testicle. One of the reasons it was written was to twist the idea of a 'real man' which was used for propaganda in Nazi Germany to say that the Germans were the 'best of humanity'.

'Hitler Has Only Got One Ball' was just one of many songs created during the war to boost morale and poke fun at the enemy. It was meant to provide a sense of unity and resilience among the British population during a challenging time. The song reflects the use of humour as a psychological weapon during wartime.

[error_-HK]

A very catchy song, just insulted Nazi leadership in 50 seconds

[diablo]

There’s another joke, “The perfect Aryan is as blond as Hitler, as tall as Goebbels and as fit as Goering”

[RomanCigić]

Hitler:🏀
Goring:🍒
Himmler:🍒
Goebbels:

[RicdelCampo]

"Whistle while you work,
Hitler was a jerk,
Mussolini has no wienie,
And it doesn't work."

I don't remember where or when I learned this, but I learned it as a kid, sometimes in the early 60s. (Sung to the tune of the Seven Dwarfs song of the same title.

[jesusisherelookbusy]

Second and third stanzas:

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other, is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the silly bugger,
Cut it off when he was just small

She hung it upon a chestnut tree,
It blew, off down into the sea,
The fishes, got out their dishes,
And they had scallops, and bollocks, for tea!

[Electric_Indeed]

Fun fact:according to Wikipedia there’s an alternative version of this song that slacks off Hitlers mother

[James.E]

Ahah aye that’s why he was such an angry bugger! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧

[Hamburger_godperson]

Imagine going to a battlefield with your group and then to cheer you guys up someone just starts singing this and you all jump in

[gengarzilla]

Honestly, this one's way more brutal than "haha napoleon is smol".

[TheMostBritishBrit]

A true British classic, displaying how posh and formal we are

[solarflare]

Gen Z: no balls!

Silent gen: *writes an entire song about how you have no balls

Edit: it’s not the silent gen it’s the greatest gen

[ernestov]

The song is even better when you think all of them didnt have the balls to face the consequences of their actions.

[GugaGie]

That whistling jolted something in my memory. I swear I heard this when I was younger.

[HECU_Engineer]

Tried to sing this in a maths class in high My teacher didn't even let me start it.

[Ope_itsadam]

Donald has only got one ball.
JD has two but very small.
JR is rather sim'lar.
But poor old Elon has no balls at all.

🎶

[Bayerischer_bua]

“…Rommel, has 4 or 5 i guess. no ones, quite sure ‘bout rudolf hess. Schmelings, is always yelling, but poor ol’ goebbels has no ball at all!”

[KUJK]

Haven’t heard this one since I was a kid, a friend’s dad used to sing this all the time - stands the test of time 😂

[Bananasplit_XV]

THIS is the gym music that should be listened on!

[Richardthelegoguy]

This song is very good for listening while doing homework!

[TheNewOrder-DaysOfConflict]

After hearing this song, Elon decided to cut Tesla service in England