100% of White People Are Guilty of This

[rustyhutto]

I'm a 60 yr old white man. Do you know how long it has taken me to find the frickin clown emoji?!? 🤡

[justinarrington]

I died when he said "it's pumpkin spice"

[TheonetrueRad]

Hes definitely invited to the golfing trip.

[itzjustmejazzy]

Apparently we are all guilty of watching your whole video and then scrolling through the comments searching for clowns 🤣🤣🤣

[PepitoLeQ]

How many immediately scrolled looking for clowns?😂😂😂

[semperfi]

Cant find the clown emoji, Im on a flip phone my Granddaughter bought me

[stephenmichaud]

You couldn't fool me. I smelled that pumpkin spice a mile away, that shit is like catnip for me. Also I can't find the emoji

[Dude_Slick]

I'm white, and offended that you would offer me a pumpkin spice cookie and not a Snickerdoodle.

[icarustic]

POV: you’re trying to find a comment to put “🤡” on

[PollyPatriot]

61 year old white woman here. I’ve sincerely considered your input and I must say, I completely agree. ❤️

[ZakimboBlue]

I waited to see if I was actually guilty of it lol.

[mikehrt]

I don't know if I've ever been happier to be dissappointed by a comments section.

[juliemardock]

184k comments and not one 🤡. We, as a people, are all right. Fuck the media for pitting us against one another. ❤

[martymcyourflysdown]

I’m not racist, My wife’s boyfriend is black!

[donnasmith]

I thought you were going to say not making "enough" melanin. 😂

[Qbertbird]

The video was great, but the fact that I couldn't find a place to drop a 🤡 both shocks me and warms my heart.

[kyraphillips]

You've managed to build a community where i can't find a 🤡 and i love that

[Hoots]

I'm a Swedish girl and about as white as a human can get. I would like to comment on my white privilege. My skin will age early. I'm at high risk for skin cancer. I've already had to have a lesion excised from my nose. Every imperfection is obvious. My dermatologist regularly has to zap off my age spots. You can see all my veins. I have freckles. I can't tan. I've developed an allergy to sunscreen. I once suffered a sunburn that landed me in the hospital. I should wear hats to protect my scalp, but my head is too big. I have to wear makeup in order to not look like a zombie. I required cataract surgery on my blue eyes at an early age. I do, however, produce lots of vitamin D. Big deal. You can swallow a pill. Dark skin is gorgeous and will serve you well. BTW, you are adorable and very funny, but I would prefer chocolate chip.🙂❤️

[ThatTrendHouse]

“Here’s a cookie, It’s pumpkin spice”

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[johnmolder]

I was literally waiting for the death blow and got a cookie instead. Fuck racism😂