Emojis & Comedy Math | Don McMillan Comedy

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🤓Don’s Bio🤓
America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you – you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.

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[NCF]

Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be

[jefftitterington]

I've come across some rules for working with engineers. 1) if they say "oops, " run. They have either made a small mistake or there will be a very large explosion. 2) Do not tell an engineer that something can't be done. They will prove you wrong and might alter the fabric of reality. 3) Do not let an engineer get bored. (See rules 1 and 2 for consequences). 4) Do keep an engineer moderately busy - a content engineer is a safe engineer.
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[PsychoSavager]

YouTube + ADD = TikTok. That's it, you win the internet.

[grussell]

Give engineers an inch, and they will measure it.

[AntisocialRedNeckNerd]

As an engineer, I approve this message . .

[theusher]

Q: How can you tell if an engineer has good social skills?

A: He looks at other people's shoes.

[davidjames]

Ever see Mylie Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the same place at the same time? ....Don just proved his point

[bubzilla]

The fact that Miley Cyrus played Hannah Montana makes this even funnier! She actually played a role where she was secretly two different people (Hannah Montana). 🤣😂

[tuan_ha]

That lady's laughter is contagious! Gotta love that

[javaman]

I’m an engineer, what’s everyone laughing at?😂

[tw]

My favorite engineering motto - "If you haven't done it twice, you haven't done it!"

[venky]

THE BEST thing I saw on YouTube today. As a fellow Engineer, I approve!!

[randomgrinn]

Our company now has Sales Engineers. Pretty sure my next meal will be served by a Waitress Engineer.

[mxgirl]

As the niece of an engineer I actually agree with the emojis 🤣 The one time my uncle is happy is when the project is finished and he gets paid!

[dncprncss]

Careful when you ask an engineer a question. He may answer it.

[kate]

The emojis for engineers are the same ones I’d use for Alan Ladd, the actor. Ever watch his movies? His happy face is the same as his sad face as his shocked face….

[fictionfan]

Twitter - Internet = Junior High
I think that's giving them too much credit, but whatever, I'm not writing these jokes.

[raumich]

You are funny. Love your humor. Greetings from Germany.

[mackenzieneal]

Why couldn't we have funny engineers like this at my work?

[dncprncss]

Love engineers! They literally take us to the moon and back!