Dazai uses pick-up lines on Chuuya, but it's suicidal||bsd||soukoku|| Gacha Club

Don't remember where I got these pick-up lines lol I'm guessing somewhere in tumbler or wattpad

But for real, Chuuya's worried guys

#dazaiosamu #dazai#nakaharachuuya #chuuya #bungoustraydogs#soukoku #darkera #doubleblack #dazaixchuuya #dachuu

[amyis]

chuuya in therapy
dazai in the next room shouting to chuuya
chuuya starts crying and screaming from the inside

[scaraworshipper]

Chuuya is officially a family therapist now 😂😂✋

[_mivemi_]

#SaveChuuya #SaveDazaiFromHimself they both need help at this point

[MxSae]

the fact that these are actually good 😭

[Ha-xcms]

Someone in the mafia told me chuuya looked pretty traumatized, he often runaway when dazai's around too
























I wonder why ;))))

[keishaalexa]

*When you have the flirtiest comebacks*
And then we have
*DAZAI*

[shadow_reaper]

Chuuya: that was really long
Dazai: *proud suicidal*
Me: this is their relationship... honestly not the least bit surprised

[yqna]

Lmao--
Tbh I can hear him saying all those pick-up lines-- 😂

[edit]

Dazai; hey are you a building?

Chuuya: what?👁👄👁

Dazai : cuz I fall hard for you😏

Chuuya:🙃*had enough of this shit but also considered a bit*

[vithevee]

chuya be used to this but low-key concerned is literally amazing

[uwubitwalas]

DAZAI-SENSEI PLS TEACH ME HOW TO FLIRT
FYODOR IS SO HARD TO SEDUCE ASHAJHSJAHSJ

edit: woah wtf how is this getting likes

[fujodanshi]

I rlly like the clinical depression one..

[aera__]

when atsushi said tell chuuya you need help- THIS ISNT WHAT HE MEANT

[Captain_feasible]

Dazai: *makes problematic pick up line*
me: WRITE THIS DOWN *intense writing*

[NANI-houz]

•Dazai def needs theraphy-
•how r these actually good
•the last part was very true doe
•if I somehow get a lover I will say one of these to them lol

[azuna.s]

Okay, Koyou come take our little Chuuya away from Dazai 🗣️

[alyzanyam]

Why are those so good though XD I would seriously be flattered if someone told me that XD

[hello...]

The first one got me laughing for 10 mins straight 😭✋

[Theodore_in_red]

I don't even know what to say at this point 😂

[mirrebloss]

"Are you a knife because i want you in me" is another 1