Guardsman Joe Learns About Xenos

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The Joe Rogan Experience #1255

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[NBSYBORG]

It kills me that you can take any clip of Alex Jones talking, slap him into 40K Power Armor, and still have it make sense. Truly The Emperor's most faithful soldier.

[doughnutdevourer]

I’m actually starting to think Alex Jones is a massive 40k fan and just seeing how close he can get before getting called out.

[goodtimesgamingtm]

Just the idea of a serious ass space marine explaining the horrors of the tyrannies and some guardsman smoking a cigarette just being like “jeez” makes me die

[AExSargeO]

The amount of accuracy he describes the various aliens with to 40k is honestly amazing.

[stevenobrien]

It's wild how perfectly tailored this is for a 40k parody like this. It's like Alex read off of a script.

[quack_stack]

"Joe they're control freaks!"
"Well everybody's a control freak."

That's it, that's 40k

[bombomos]

Now I can't stop imagining Joe as just a normal Guard chilling outside the main gates, asking every Space marine about their adventures

[mr.joshua]

Joe having the headset makes him look so guardsman

[dreadnorth]

"That's why I'm so glad you're in the fight now"

It fits way too well.

[demanzanop]

It is so funny when Alex raises his hand to touch his face like marines can move their arm freely inside the armor.

[TalosBjorn]

He literally describes them all. Eldar, Drukhari, Necrons, Tyranids, Tau, Orks. Alex Jones is the secret primarch of this universe's version of earth

[ryanwoods]

"I'm so glad you're in the fight now" got me good. Like a marine is jazzed about 1 more guardsman to take a bullet.

[oliverholm]

Alex: "They call 'em the Elves, the Clockwork Elves"
Joe: "I don't think you're allowed to say that anymore"
That is such a beautiful sequence of events, I'm glad to have witnessed it

[JohannesLG]

he is a litteral 40k character, stuck in our world, telling us about the horror he has wittnessed

[williamthomas]

The fact that Alex played this on his show makes it ten times funnier

[kuibeiguahua]

How is it possible that it fits so damn well

[mikep]

This is… shockingly close to the 40k lore.

Drukari, Tyranids, Men of Iron, Chaos. WTF. Did someone troll Alex to convince him this is real?

[Starklar]

all of this is hilarious but joe telling alex he can't say "clockwork elves" _anymore_ just takes the cake

[crockett]

I love that Joe is the curious guardsman and Jones is just by his nature and insanity every 40k character

[kukuricapica]

Everybody gangsta until Tau shows up. "and what do they have?" "stuff they were given" lol