N.J. pasta dump: Neighbors know who dumped pasta in the woods

[Denverscorpio]

Tires, plastic and fridges oh my. But noodles is where they draw the line 😂

[brianmorris]

Now we need to find the pond of sauce...

[lanzer]

Wait till he hears that he could've dump the pasta BEFORE he cooked them.

[yozeruga]

Imagine a world where this is actually the worst crime smh

[Patrick_Ross]

The man’s mom must have been a Pastafarian and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[Mozart]

OK, how did someone accumulate so much COOKED pasta?

[LindaG]

Considering the large amount of taxes NJ collects from the people, I would think all communities would have enough money to remove/pick up the trash…

[LazyAHoleRanch]

This came up under top news, and I’m here for it.

[michaelobrien]

Who cares why it hasn't been picked up. I want to know why the lady had that much pasta sitting around in the first place.

[inharmonywithearth]

Should have left the food there so it could fertilize the woods and animals could eat it. Instead they make a big media news story of it and pick up only the food and leave all the real trash there.

[donduckensen]

That’s the least of NJ problems, it’s a toxic waste dump

[monsterglo]

Pasta is absolutely biodegradable, actually good for the soil,
They should be concerned regarding the tires, they are a major hazard 😡

[justicequeen]

Tell me more about the pasta.. and that poor guy who lost his mother.. what was her secret sauce recipe ?? So many unanswered questions .

[carolbabb]

I'd be mad as hell spending tax $ cleaning up noodles and not the tires.

[mattburton]

seriously, pasta is highly biodegradable with no residuals left over. you need to worry about who left the damn fridge

[InvasionAnimation]

It was the church of the flying Spaghetti monster. Their goal is to spaghettify the world!

[LordNovaVA]

Italians everywhere sigh in relief that this pasta criminal has been nabbed.

[marionmarino]

I still DONT KNOW WHY all that pasta! Somebody boiled pot after pot of pasta, then dumped it? That takes a lot of energy to make a statement!

[benjammen]

So they removed the pasta which is biodegradable and left the tires? That pasta would have just fed a bunch of animals

[blackrocks]

top ten things I don't care about. #1 NJ woods pasta