The Most Useless Dinosaur

[dr.]

“It’s gonna wait and camp like a little bitch”

That felt personal 💀

[hhfggvogtthehy]

Bro just killed something that’s already extinct, that takes skill.💀

[rjthesharkguy]

Bro doesn't know that almost all predators are ambush predators 💀💀💀

[notthedeadweight]

Bro spent 15 bucks to get his favorite dinosaur roasted 💀

[ArdoBlueMoon]

Ambushing is hunting. That's how most predators hunt. This was so personal.

[roastedsand]

Calling ambush strategy is bad for them because they "too big" for it

Meanwhile Adult Tyrannosaur:

[Scarlet_]

Bro just explained how unknowledgeable he is on the subject💀

[rayhayden]

Personally I think it's the opposite. It could run and chase you down, which is boring as shit, but it chooses the fun option: making you think you're safe only to jump out and prove you wrong.

[KingCrab]

Bro's bouta turn in to a dinosaur channel 😂

[thegaminglamb]

As someone who strives to become a palaeontologist. Show some goddamn respect to my boy utahraptor. He’s a damn legend.

[GB-srkv]

this dinosaur is actually smart, ambushing prey is dangerous if you don’t know how to do it properly, but when done properly it’s a really safe method and easy to use

[PrehistoricStates]

For some context the reason Utahraptor would have been an ambush predator is because of its large size it moved at a slower pace compared to other raptor species.

[Saviorofimagination]

Clearly Ali likes predatory animals being portrayed as bloodthirsty ravenous monsters rather than them being portrayed as actual animals.

The fact Utahraptor was an ambush predator proves that it was a better tactician than any human being ever could be. And being an ambush predator doesn’t mean it just sits & waits it actually means it’ll stalk you from a distance in the forest brush & you’d have no idea it was there until it bowled you over from behind & tore your head off.

[weirdoking]

"It's gonna wait camping like a little bitch"

Blud has beef with a fucking prehistoric bird💀

[jkrenz]

“It would wait, camping like a little bitch” 😂😂

[BlitzerWave]

Bro this guy starts beef with anything I swear

[Manshutcho]

"25 feet tall" bro is not a sauropod 💀

[nimomemre]

Dude gave you 15 bucks and you did his favorite dinosaur dirty 🤡💀

[theodoreavdikos]

Bro has beef with a dinosaur💀
Utahraptors were not bitches, they just used the most optimal way of survival. Ambushing takes patience, speed and cognitive ability. Running at your prey like a madman is probably what 90% of meat-eating dinosaurs did. Just the fact their behaviour is unique makes them better in my book. ( I am an avid dinosaur lover)

[SCPguy-]

As a massive dinosaur nerd I can say with absolute certainty that Utahraptor is _not_ a bitch, it’s the largest and most powerful Dromeosaurid and it was an ambush predator because that was the most optimal way to survive. The discovery of Utahraptor was a major revolution in the field of paleontology, this is one of the dinosaurs that made it common knowledge that most dinosaurs had feathers and eventually evolved into birds, so no, Utahraptor was not a pitiful little bitch dinosaur, it’s an awesome animal that deserves respect