What's the best thing a child has ever told you😁💖 #reddit

[Necezzityy]

And then he recited the three laws of thermodynamics and the mayor gave him the key to the city

[JohnnyHikesSW]

Me when I'm in a lying competition and my opponent is this Redditor

[TheJello]

I’ll take Things That Never Fucking Happened for 500

[_graysonm]

Even if this was real, it's like, what? You're letting him go based on his race?

[banditpiratestudios]

Out of all the fake reddit stories I've heard, this is the most obvious out of several dozen

[books]

I was in a restaurant and a girl looked at me and then looked at her mom and said, "Hottie Alert!"
Man that made my day.

[TempoDrift]

My daughter went to live with her mom for a while and some of her friends still stop in if they see the door open. One day I had company and they popped in so I introduced them as my daughter's crew and she said "Oh Wesley were your crew too". I don't think anything has ever made me feel better.

[flaregaming]

This sounds like me when i was in middle school when i had a bully and eventually i told my dean and he came up and apologized to me and we became friends i honestly wonder what happened to him

[JohnPlataIII]

None of that is what a ten year old would say.

[mtyq]

Then he became a lawyer doctor astronaut

[JakeUnderwood]

That's a fake story, but it's one of the most racist stories ive ever heard. 😳😳

[whiskey]

I knew it was a fake story as soon as the dei case study apologized