Paula White 'Tongues' Translator

Paula White, Donald Trump's Spiritual Advisor, is wont to speak in "tongues."

Many have asked me, as America's Best Christian™, can I translate them for you.

Well, you are in luck! And MOST welcome.

– Betty

[gregwhitenerel]

I think I understood the part where she called them all suckers.

[royd]

I can't believe people fall for this ridiculous crap.

[Dorfapoligetik]

What most people don't get: this is pure mockery of the Holly Spirit. There is no bigger sin as this.

[The-AMP]

It's almost sad to see the guy crying. To see how low you have to be to actually fall for this.

[roygossjr]

The second hand embarrassment is strong with this one.

[spenceryoho]

I'm a Christian. This is disgraceful.

[emmanuelferpozzi]

If you get convinced by this, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

[MrsBettyBowers]

Here is a reliable guide to translating most "Tongues:"

TONGUES: "Ashama alla hassa bamba!"

ENGLISH: "Look at me! Look at me!"

TONGUES: "Bara humboko issa salla!"

ENGLISH: "Look at me! Look at me!"


I think you probably already see the pattern . . .

[briangarrow]

When Trump thought that "speaking in tongues" was a sexual activity and invited her to the White House.

[troyglenn]

Babbling has nothing to do with the miracle that happened at Pentecost

[shanelodge]

To be fair, we’re not talking about the smartest people on the planet.

[BLARG]

I could make millions. I can speak gibberish too.

[twilly]

This is the spiritual leader of the trump administration

[steveg]

She wont be speaking in tongues when she meets the lord Jesus.

[rabidbanshee]

I thought the miracle of The Pentacost was that people who came from different areas and spoke in different tongues could understand each other.

[broddr]

"It is as easy for a rich man to enter the gates of Heaven as for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle." I guess Paula, with her $5 million net worth, believes that Bible passage doesn't apply to rich _women._

[WVgrl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like my husband in the middle of the night when he's having a bad dream, the only thing missing is some snoring.

[ftumschk]

Why does everyone who "speaks in tongues" end up doing a bad impression of a native African?

[rwspal]

When Paula White advises Trump spiritually, does she speak to him in tongues? That could explain a lot. You know, "best words" and all.

[misslabellekitty]

this should be a series no joke.


like really