Trying Candy From Other Dimensions

I try some some weird candy from alternate dimensions!

MUSIC:

"Carefree" & "Welcome to HorrorLand"
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[urEverydayBagelBoi]

I kind of like but also really hate how these “candies” are harmless but utterly terrifying. Really well made

[kitsune]

*HOW TO EAT THE CANDY PROPERLY*

Dark Gobstopper:
After you open the branch, you should not remove the soil with your fingers as it will attract the creature. Always water it down with holy water to burn the demon, then the gumball is safe to eat.

Meat Chew:
The affects are extremely fast with this candy but if you still dislike the meat face, you can remove the meat bits with a tool of your choice.

Shplarbo Candy Stick:
When the Shplarbo gives you the candy stick, you should freeze it first to remove the gross warmth and the strange gravy texture. The candy stick should be all nice and puffed up. Afterwords, it will taste like Shpalpian chocolate.

Goopy Orb:
Before letting the orb float out of the container, always try to drain the purple goo first. This will stop it from giving you the severe affects upon consumption. Leave a little bit of the goo on the orb for the extra flavour.

Grumbo Sugar Drop:
Do not push the button first! Always remove the drop manually as the Grumbo will do whatever you did to it - to you. The Grumbo will get angry and try to attack you, however, it cannot leave its containment. You may then press the button to kill the Grumbo.

Edit: Other things to do with the candy!

Demon Fireplace:
This may seem strange but you can actually make an easy fireplace with the dark gobstopper. If you burn the gobstopper, it will also burn the poltergeist that hides in wooden homes. This is also an effective way to get rid of wood worms. Anyways, you can then throw some coal onto the floor which the burning demon will be attracted to. The fire from the demon will remain on the coal and will not spread - it is also safe to touch.

Uses for a Shplarbo:
If you drop a Cronin chew in the Shplarbo's mouth, it will eat the meat bits and spit out the rest of the chew meaning you don't have to take off the bits yourself. However, this will make the Shplarpian chocolate taste like a Cronin chew. It can also be used to drink the purple orb goop which will give it a
very smooth and sexy body. The remaining goop can be mixed with water to make a 'miracle drink' which makes your skin look better than the Shplarbo's. You can also cook the Schplarbo. Check @Darth Volkenschimer in my replies section for instructions on how to cook it.
I hope this helped you!

[ryanpowers]

Im tellin ya his creations get scarier and scarier

[mirlindalufo]

*horrifying eldritch being, cracks through wall in search of sustenance*

Will: tastes gritty

[hackeryt]

Fun fact: Several companies have tried to make a candy imitating the Grumbo chew without the abuse and side effects. The most popular and accurate version is G4q83’s chew, which tastes like Earth cola, even with it’s fizz.

[thvoyagr]

His videos are so strange, they're just normal videos but with a gruesome twist; like they're strangely wholesome but also terrifying.

[Cyclingturnip]

Fun fact: in about 95% of the universe it is actually illegal to eat a grumbo’s belly candy.
The only reason it’s not illegal on earth yet is because it only just got into the galactic grouping a few months ago.

[Gamerprodude]

Have you tried the Galactic Gummies?They're made from exotic fruits harvested from different planets from the dimension 349A, each gummy containing a burst of flavors from across the cosmos. Consuming Galactic Gummies might result in temporary alterations in perception, such as experiencing vivid cosmic imagery or hearing distant celestial melodies. However, these effects are generally considered enjoyable and wear off after a while.

[louie]

poor creature: *dies very cruel*
will mcdaniel: Oh, this must be the candy

[justtheaveragepersononthei]

Creature: Dies a brutal and painful way
Will after seeing the candy: Oh no, but anyways...

[stevemusicnote]

Fun fact: The Grumbo was recently recalled from almost every planet in the galactic grouping. Contrary to popular belief, it was not because of the animal rights groups, but ever since being captured by hunters and turned into novelty toys, they have evolved so that their tummy button candy will inflict a very swift death via ripping the consumer open vertically.

[ZZthetherian]

‘This ball of roots is from one of the elder dementions of intense, unyielding darkness.’

‘Exciting!’

I love how utterly clueless Will is when it comes to terrifying sweets 😂

[studio-stirko]

The orb: tears off face,
Will: I enjoyed that

[grassyboi]

Will: I'm going to try candy from other dimensions

Me: *waits patently for the dedicated materials list video*

[remy]

Hey, expert Multidimensional Candy Connoisseur here. Wanted to give an "In a nutshell" about each of the candies shown in the video here to junior taste testers. For more Eldritch Delicacies this is a great channel to get started on!

1: Darken Lagus Drop. These tasty little Jawbreakers come in what is known as a Lovecraftian Coral Reef packaging. There's usually a keyword to open these based of the name of the candy, in this case Lagus. Once it opens it presents to you the delicious little package inside! Remove the soil and get ready to enjoy your treat. Just be careful, if you're not from the Dimension of Darkness, a rune will usually appear on the candy. This means you have to take certain preparations before eating your Lagus Drop. If it's a sickle symbol, like shown in the video, for example, a Dimension of Darkness monster will constantly attempt to snap your neck while you eat the Drop. Don't worry, they always return to their dimension if you take out the Drop occasionally or manage to catch them trying to murder you. Once you've finished sucking the Drop, put it back in the Coral Reef to let the being leave you alone. Make sure to always save a little bit for the packaging, or that monster won't leave you alone!

2: æëįœürr-style Cronen-Chew. As its name suggests, this is a Cronen-Chew from the æëįœürr dimension. Cronen-Chews are simply just chews that give you a temporary harmless disease while you consume them, in this case a fleshy outburst on your face. Once you swallow, the fleshy outburst will go away. This variant can be used as a digestive, or in some cases, a laxative! Just make sure you don't mind seeing your poo poo covered in moving flesh. Note that you should make sure you don't have an allergy to this variety of Cronen-Chews, however; if you do, you might be at risk for Aecronenite Disease, a skin disease that causes these nasty flesh outbursts to linger on your face and other patches of your skin.

3: Schplarbo Whistle. A favorite in the 80085th Dimension for kids, the edible whistle, when blown, summons a happy little Meat Schplarbo! He will then produce a Schplarbo Stick, a wooden stick covered in a chocolate-like substance. It's perfectly edible, as long as you have a functioning Schplarbo Whistle. If you don't you make accidentally summon a Schlerploon, the Schplarbo's highly poisonous cousin! You can tell the difference between the skin: A Schplarbo always has its flesh exposed, while a Schlerploon will have skin resembling that of our dimension's. Once you've used the whistle to collect enough Schplarbo Sticks, the flesh on the whistle can be consumed like a Cronen-Chew. Yummy! Also, some have been recorded to have adopted Schplarbos. A fun new friend for Rover!

4: Purple Rebirth. A more medicinal candy, also known as ORB from the Purple Dimension, distributed thanks to the Ymerians, this candy comes in the package of a Void Safe. After a while of staring into the Void Safe, the Purple Rebirth will come out. Once the Purple Rebirth has been consumed, you will start bleeding purple slime out of your orifices, and begin the rebirth process. All your skin and flesh will fall off to reveal a completely purple body, before rapidly regrowing back your flesh and skin. This has been used to treat numerous previously incurable fatal diseases, and consumers of Purple Rebirth have noted that the experience actually feels like tasting the color purple, however the actual taste of what purple is a huge debate amongst fellow consumers. While it may taste and feel good, it's not recommended to have too much of it at a time, unless you want to join the denizens of the Purple Dimension!

5: Grumbo Machine. The pride candy toy from the livE namuH Dimension, this cute little guy dispenses a one-time buy candy from its tummy. When you press the button, a toxic parasitical slug will infect the poor Grumbo, causing him to explode into billions of bits. However, this will leave its tummy candy intact. While it tastes delectable, most of the time the parasitic slug hangs onto the tummy candy, causing you to go through the same thing that you did to the Grumbo (you monster) and ironically leaving nothing but a tummy candy left of you, too. Millions of dimensions have banned this monstrosity of a candy dispenser after multiple dimensional Grumbo activists have made awareness of the cruelty of this toy, and this machine is now no longer produced. It is not recommended to eat or use any Grumbo tummy candies, and anyone who turns over Grumbo Machines to any of the herald dimensions will receive a reward of %@, 000k, 000kk, 000j ævûrs

[anonymouse_yt]

Cronen-Chews are my favorite out of all of these! I love the feeling of the actual chew breaking my face, and the taste is amazing!

[ThatGuy]

the grumbo: *dies*
daniel: oh no, anyways

[xinix_the_floof]

Will: This candy is from never ending darkness...
Will: Exciting!

[Vlawg_]

Will: takes gobstopper out of mouth, literal demon: understandable have a great day.

[LsdRaccoon]

My personal favourite inter dimensional candy is “shlaaaagog” (from planet - 23534, dimension - 8730) mainly because it opens up an inter dimensional rift in your stomach. 11/10