Not to self: don’t google symptoms

[Cursed_Watermelon]

honestly, i dont go through that loop hole, what happens is just:

"Hey Google, the joints in my fingers hurt a bit"

*_you have osteoarthritis_*

and i just beg my parents to go to the doctor, but it suddenly gets better, something else hurts and the cycle continues :)

[puffball_]

Ngl but google diagnosed me with cancer when my eye was twitching continuously and I had a stomachache👀😂😂

[StephenKennington]

Never google your symptoms. Last time I did this it took me to a sports car dealership site. I am not old enough for a mid life crisis. 😢

[Brighton_Son_Of_Horkos]

I once looked up my symptoms and it literally said I had the bubonic plague.

[GazelleNgomanseke]

I can't clench my fists when I laugh, and now I think I have arthritis

[Starry]

I really dont see the problem with searching your symptoms on google
Coz my whole life i have searched everything on google and its actually turns out to be true
The thing is to not panic

[BenTheGuy-nx]

‘’Hey Google, what illness do I have if I have a headache?’’

‘’According to the web you might have Malaria, Smallpox, Covid or the Spanish Flu. P.S I got 1, 300, 000, 000 answers not to brag.’’

[joongdokfool]

Most of the time its basically ends with the conclusion i am about to die😂
But one day i serached my symptoms and it gave me a long name
Smth starting with H and has to do with this Lymph nodes
Anyway turns out it was true
I got my surgery done two months ago
So i just wanna say its best not to ignore everything 😊

[Relatablesht]

Idk if anyone noticed it but you wrote ‘not’ instead of ‘note’

Not being clingy just can’t help it