THE LUCKIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

[brianlonardo]

Him: “This might be the luckiest guy in the world”

Me: do u know how many times I’ve heard that from u??!!

[mrigtp]

“This man might be the luckiest guy in the world.”

“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

[bjhollings]

My mom went to school with a girl who was going to Manhattan via flight. Nine eleven happened while my mom is at school, teacher realizes that her daughter, the girl going to Manhattan, was on a plane that hit the twin towers. Teacher starts crying until after a little while when she receives a call telling her that her daughter missed her flight due to heavy traffic and was heading home.

[manuel_]

The grim reaper waiting for him at the gates: “hmm he’s late ……… don’t tell me he survived again. God damnittt!!!”

[xpertdeztroyer]

He's so lucky that the McDonald's ice cream machine works when he's there

[phromzrite]

*"This man's not lucky, he just has a good gaming chair"*










Edit: this is the most likes I got on a comment thanks so much ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[rodan]

R.I.P all of the people who passes away in those two flights that tragically ended. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[daytonenloe]

Nah his guardian angel just has adhd

Angel: *is watching tiktoks*
Also Angel: “Oh fuck I almost missed that shit”

[EggShellGames]

POV: You got a 0.00001% chance thing in a game: “NO, I’M THE LUCKIEST!”

[premaji]

Never make him 'cancel' a plane ticket ever again or else the plane will cancel itself.

[nirooprohith]

*Cheats death not once but twice"

Death: Am i a joke to you?

[qwertyj-jcdb]

Moral of the story: Don't fly with Malaysia Airlines

[caitlinguineapigs]

If I were him I would just stop taking planes. Road trips all day baby!

[Shownnlights]

This reminds me of that Seth MacFarlane story😳

[Hale-triy]

Plot twist : Someone was trying to assassinate him and unnecessary innocent people died

[kmkipan]

Yep you bring my old memories back seeing other families cry over their lost family member.. And that shit hurts

[RVAR]

There was this guy who survived both Japan bombings in WW2

[sagegearz]

Sounds to me like someones out for him and he keeps dodging the bullets

[Random-bwzu]

This is the most unluckiest man alive, the fact that he could die 2 times was super unlucky.

[akgh]

"Either he can tell the future, or he's the luckiest man a live"
Me: 🙄 or he's causing them to crash 😂😂😂